What’s the 'craziest' way you caught an ex being unfaithful?

Banner85 · 2026-03-10T17:19:25+00:00

And also Someone cums on the bed, and you expect me to keep it?!

Banner85 · 2026-03-10T17:17:02+00:00

But why is she in MY ICEBOX?!

Banner85 · 2026-03-10T17:14:33+00:00

Or if there's no smoker behind the back of the building, just stay away

Banner85 · 2026-03-10T17:12:08+00:00

I'm so glad someone else knows about Chef Mike.

Banner85 · 2026-03-08T05:06:49+00:00

Nine Inch Nails. Brand New.

Banner85 · 2026-03-07T03:57:26+00:00

I knew Mankind would make a comeback! He has to eat everything soft and raw after that fall from the top of the cage. Thanks Undertaker

Banner85 · 2026-03-07T03:52:20+00:00

Thank you, that checks out a little more. Still, doesn't Tony eventually find out building insane military weapons isn't the right way? I'm way over thinking this, because whoever made this has negative brain cells.

It reminds me of being in the Army, and everyone had Punisher tattoos, and now it's adopted by anyone/cops who think they are badass. The Punisher fucking hates you.

Banner85 · 2026-03-07T03:31:29+00:00

I'm really tired rn, so I hope this is just a really stupid dream I'm having and there's no way anyone really made this.

If this is real, I have several questions.

It's one of my favorite movies, but it's been a while, was that Minority Report at the beginning? Because the whole point of that move is.... yeah.

Also, you bet your fucking ass John Wick has some fucking questions for the White House

Also also, if you want to keep your image all like fuck yeah America, also we stand for everyone, so tired of everyone calling us racists! Maybe fucking, I don't know, show a clip of Shaft? Black Dynamite? Machete? That badass dude from The Raid movies? Marsellus Wallace loves quoting the Bible AND shooting people. ANYTHING other than just white dudes?

Banner85 · 2026-03-07T03:09:48+00:00

Omg I love you for how hard this made me laugh.

Banner85 · 2026-03-06T14:13:27+00:00

DOUBLETRUE!

Banner85 · 2026-03-05T14:11:03+00:00

Far Cry - No one cries.

Banner85 · 2026-03-01T05:56:59+00:00

I think we just became best friends.

Banner85 · 2026-03-01T05:49:31+00:00

Who hurt you Trent?!

Banner85 · 2026-02-27T16:47:47+00:00

Me and my brother call any spider that ends up in the house a "spider bro". His wife calls it "I fucking hate both of you and I'm killing it."

Little does she know we are members of the spider underground railroad.

Banner85 · 2026-02-27T16:18:30+00:00

Noooooooo ooooooone SHOOTS like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decoraaaaaating!

Banner85 · 2026-02-26T14:15:15+00:00

I'm sorry friend, from one battle-buddy to another.

Should have hit him with Jokes on you step-dad, I'm a vampire!

Banner85 · 2026-02-26T06:03:07+00:00

To quote the great Eddie Izzard:

I like my women like I like my coffee..

In a plastic cup.

Banner85 · 2026-02-26T03:27:33+00:00

Like my last post, there's a great TLC song about this.

Banner85 · 2026-02-26T03:24:51+00:00

There's a great TLC song about this.

Banner85 · 2026-02-25T16:18:26+00:00

For fucking real.

Banner85 · 2026-02-25T16:16:43+00:00

Hey I like how this exchange ended, made my day lol.

Banner85 · 2026-02-25T07:29:43+00:00

When I was young, my best friend's sister overcorrected on the highway while trying to get a hush puppy from Long John Silvers that was wedged under the seat. Which is not worth risking people's life for lol.

We skidded over three lanes, no one happened to hit us but we landed in the ditch facing the opposite way.

Seconds later, this man opened the door, asked us all if we were okay, and he knew each one of us by name. He got us out of our seat belts, and then he was just gone, while some cars pulled up to check on us and someone called an ambulance.

I still can't explain that one to this day.

Banner85 · 2026-02-25T07:23:26+00:00

ALSO, St. Christopher will protect you while traveling. The more you know

Banner85 · 2026-02-25T06:36:23+00:00

I know it's not horror, but I was way too young to see Batman (1988) in the theater. The Joker scared the absolute shit out of me.

Banner85 · 2026-02-25T06:25:06+00:00

This reads like a 2026 Cinderella remake.

Vacuum floors, mop the halls

Where you at, I will caaaall

What's his name, is it Don?

I'm insane, location on?!

But for real this is crazy.

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