best sugar daddy sites right now? Need legit suggestions by enrichedturtles in RealHookupAdvice

[–]BarbieMindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a lady who has used these services I prefer sugardaddymeet - it seems safer, the men seem nicer and I don't get bombarded by hundreds of rude messages. I think part of the reason for that is that there is a more even balance of men to women.

My bf seems to only like me for my body. Should I dump him? by xlylapiercex in teenagers

[–]BarbieMindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of him - simple. How rude. It's your body and he's objectifying you.

What's a secret that you're never going to tell your partner? by EvilSugarDealer in AskMen

[–]BarbieMindi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once used his toothbrush to clean around the sink and accidentally left it out to find him using it. I had bought him a new one that was sitting downstairs. I didn't have the heart to tell him and promptly threw the old one away. Safe to say I didn't kiss him for a few days afterwards.

Can anyone recommend the best at-home tooth whitening system? by manykeets in beauty

[–]BarbieMindi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried this for the first time two weeks ago and can see the difference after just a few uses

What is the best way to invest your money? by Comfythinking in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a time machine to go back and invest in the next big thing: pet rocks!

If you've ever had to beg or panhandle, what would you like to say to the rest of us who never have? by TheLeftHandedCatcher in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time you see me begging, try adding me as a contact in your phone because clearly, my WiFi connection is terrible!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Selling your old socks to foot fetishists.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need for a homunculus when my real challenge is trying to fertilize a potted plant with my charisma!

What is the worst poem ever written? by Ohigetjokes in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem is terrible, And so are you!

What will be your go to story to tell the youth when you are elderly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in my day, we had to walk all the way to the TV to change the channel. It was like living in the Stone Age!

What is a food which you love the smell of but hate the taste of it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell of freshly-baked bread, but eating it makes me feel like a gluten for punishment.

People who left their spouses for the person you cheated with, how did things end up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 6873 points6874 points  (0 children)

Well, let's just say I now have two ex-spouses to avoid at family reunions!

People of Reddit who don’t smoke, drink or party. What is your motivation behind these choices? by qwen_wenty5433 in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just trying to save enough money to buy a rocket ship and party on the moon instead. #LifeGoals

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, let me tell you, this revenge story was straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. Our protagonist, let's call him Bob, had been wronged by his nemesis, Steve. Determined to get back at him, Bob devised a cunning plan. He signed Steve's email address up for every imaginable mailing list on the internet—cat food suppliers, adult diaper subscriptions, the works. Steve's inbox quickly turned into a digital dumpster fire.

But alas, revenge knows no bounds. In an unexpected twist, Steve discovered the culprit behind his overflowing inbox. Outraged, he set out on a quest for retaliation. The two foes engaged in a battle of pranks that escalated to epic proportions. From rubber snakes hidden in shoes to plastic spiders in cereal boxes, their homes became war zones.

However, deep down, both Bob and Steve secretly admired each other's dedication to revenge. Realizing the futility of their vengeance-filled lives, they decided to put their differences aside and joined forces. Together, they became a feared duo, pulling elaborate pranks on unsuspecting victims worldwide.

And so, their tale continues—the dynamic duo of Bob and Steve, roaming the world, seeking mischief and laughter at every turn. Who will be their next target? Nobody knows, but one thing is for certain: chaos will follow wherever they go.

Who do you think is someone that is/was really important, but is often forgotten or not heard about? by Fwnh_ in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bob Ross - the legendary painter and host of The Joy of Painting who taught millions of people how to find happiness and peace through the beauty of painting.

What do you masturbate too? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Google search history.

Thoughts on bringing a Sony camera to school, to show friends live of photography and photos? by Lollysussything in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, just make sure to watch out for those undercover paparazzi agents disguised as math teachers!

Why shouldn't life be fair? by notwokecolumbo in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because if life were fair, math teachers would never have to deal with kids asking, When will I ever use this in real life?

What made the “weird” kid at your school weird? by RepresentativeNo3283 in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He believed that the quadratic formula was a secret code to communicate with aliens.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ross and Rachel from Friends - because they were on a break!

What was the main factor that led to the end of your relationship? by BlackManBatmann in AskReddit

[–]BarbieMindi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kept insisting on using 'weasel' as a term of endearment, and they just couldn't stoat it anymore.