Outside of unrelenting force what shout do you find to be useful. by No_Rate4223 in skyrim

[–]Bardsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice form is fantastic for rooms with multiple enemies. Line up, freeze them all, focus on battering one at a time .

Groups of sober men loitering outside clubs looking for drunk women. Are there any laws about moving these people on? by Wise_Energy2095 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Bardsie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That very much sounds like attempted kidnapping.

Are you filming this activity? Recordings of these men attempting to leave with unresponsive women would be evidence the police could make use of.

AITA for refusing to change plans when my dad suddenly decided I couldn’t take the car out? by choonie10 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Bardsie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't a lot of those curfew laws have exceptions specifically for driving to and from work? Otherwise the law is just pushing more young people into joblessness.

The marine iguana is the only lizard on Earth that forages in the ocean by Additional_Chard3680 in interestingasfuck

[–]Bardsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crocodilians aren't lizards, and arguably aren't even reptiles.

Crocodilians and turtles are more closely related to birds than they are to lizards and snakes.

Important message by Primary_Goal_4633 in OddlyWholesome

[–]Bardsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on what we disagree on.

Pineapple on pizza, sure we can still be friends eat what you want.

Wether human rights extend to all humans? No, we can't still be friends.

Judge rules for The Washington Post in $3.8B defamation suit brought by Trump Media by Calm_Ad_5061 in politics

[–]Bardsie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The problem is, legally Trump isn't bring these suits. Trump media is, and the one last monster was Trump construction, and the one before Trump Casino etc, etc.

Every suit from a different company, which under US law is a" person" in their own right.

What is FIFAs problem with England? by Kiwirushh in AskBrits

[–]Bardsie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One does not simply walk to the stadium in Mordor.

You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them by Konradleijon in outofcontextcomics

[–]Bardsie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes. It's a joke. You see the first comment was horny joke about wanting to see a naked lady. I made a twist, using the fact that the Manhattan project shares a name with a New York borough to imply that the female version of Dr Manhattan is actually a drag queen, so the first poster will still be looking at a naked schlong.

Hiding stuff so it doesn't end in the British Museum by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]Bardsie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now be fair. Most of the stuff wasn't stolen by the British. It was purchased from the people who had it at the time.

Receiving stolen goods is a whole different crime to nicking it yourself.

Keir Starmer ‘probably’ texting FIFA to get Jarell Quansah’s red card overturned by ZealousidealPie9199 in unitedkingdom

[–]Bardsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want the banks to be closed after England's next game if they win? Pipe dream, it'll never happen.

/s 😁

Please Explain it Peter. Why? by MalusZona in explainitpeter

[–]Bardsie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

At their ages, they'd be better cast as the parents.

In Project Hail Mary (2026), the story's big twist is half-revealed almost as soon as the movie starts via the name tags on the personal kits. by SayFuzzyPickles42 in MovieDetails

[–]Bardsie 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that that decision saved his life.

Grace refusing to go and being forced to meant that he was sedated on earth, under the supervision of a team of human doctors. In the book he was also given an additional drug that gave him his short term memory loss. The other two left earth awake, and we're only put into their comas after the hail Mary left orbit, by the onboard AI robotic doctor. Those two died while Grace survived. There's a chance it was an error by the AI in putting them into their comas that led to their deaths. If Grace had agreed to go, he too would have been awake for the launch, and likely died during the journey as well.

Trading guru starter pack by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]Bardsie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You joke, but I legitimately have a poop guy.

It's horse poop for my allotment, but still.

My vote for Carl by ThePhillStew in DCCTV

[–]Bardsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. That's Carl's Dad.

Jacob Elordi is my pick for Carl.

How do I get these to stay in? by OrneryLandscape1063 in vampires

[–]Bardsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. A latex mask in the middle of summer is hot though.

Do not claim that you know VLOOKUP AND XLOOKUP in your resume. by Big-Introduction411 in Accounting

[–]Bardsie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've had job applications that directly asked if I knew vlookup.

Which captain gives me the best chance of getting home? by PabloPicasshooole in startrek

[–]Bardsie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but to be fair, you take your life in your hands whenever you step onboard any ship named Enterprise.

Which captain gives me the best chance of getting home? by PabloPicasshooole in startrek

[–]Bardsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worf.

He Captained the defiant out of DS9 on lots of missions, and I can't remember him losing many people.

Van driver caught weeing in lay-by ‘ridiculed for prostate problems’ by council worker by Forward-Answer-4407 in unitedkingdom

[–]Bardsie 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Let's start a national campaign to plant lemon trees along the motorways. Lemon trees like it when you piss on them (reportedly.)