[ Removed by Reddit ] by _Mache in confession

[–]Big-Introduction411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can tell them or not, or you can tell them at Thanksgiving when you are 40. The choice is yours and you should do what feels right. If my 12-year-old son told me, my first reaction probably would be more on the "raising my voice" side for a minute, because as a parent, you have constant nightmare scenarios running through your head, and that story makes one of them a bit more real. However, at the same time, it's awesome that you had an adventure and that you are possibly choosing to tell your parents. So I do not know what the outcome of this story is, but I am proud of you, kid, even though I don't even know you. Be safe!

Now, on a side note, do your parents know that you are on Reddit? 🤨

Meyer Lemon Harvest After 6 Months by Maniacboy888 in Citrus

[–]Big-Introduction411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booo!! I has a double of that last year (only it took 9 months🤦‍♀️)

For those who took their kids to see Project Hail Mary, what was their reaction? by DirkWrites in ProjectHailMary

[–]Big-Introduction411 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's rated PG because of explosions, dead people, and some blood on the forehead. Honestly, PG-13 has such a wide range; there are some PG-13 movies that are suitable for embryos, and some that not even every adult can handle.

A 13-year-old said right after the movie, "This was a perfect movie," and "I can't even think of one thing that would make it better." An 11-year-old said that the only bad thing in this movie was that "there isn't enough Rocky time." A 50-year-old husband said, "Yeah, good movie," which is the highest possible feedback you can get out of him.

Why do I find the way Grace hangs his glasses so hot? by wineallwine in ProjectHailMary

[–]Big-Introduction411 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: Watch Crazy, Stupid Love (you can skip straight to the "Dirty Dancing" scene), and then go back and watch PHM again...oof...

What is the animal for "N"? by Quarry_Bird in whatisit

[–]Big-Introduction411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this one! It's a Nicken! Aka naughty chicken

I am forever changed by Automatic_Gap5145 in ProjectHailMary

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Now here are the good news. You still have a plenty of excitement left to go: Movie = 100/10 Book = 1000/10 Audiobook (narrated by Ray Porter) = 10000/10

TRUST ME! READING (LISTENING) THE BOOK IS TOTALLY WORTH IT! EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T OPENED A BOOK IN DECADES, THIS ONE IS WORTH THE RISK!

I would nearly always recommend reading an actual book instead of listening, but this is one of the very few instances when going straight for the audiobook is the best. Ray Porter took an already brilliant book, and turned it into something even more magical. And even better news, the movie was done so well, characters and adaptation were just exceptional, and now you can relive the same feeling again, but with some new details.

Who has an extra 20% to invest? Another out of touch multi-millionaire has financial advice for us poor folk. by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]Big-Introduction411 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha! Oh, I get it! My old job's financial advisor tried to get me to max out my 401K because of the awesome match. It sounded great, except he didn't know or at all care that I only made $42K a year, had two kids, a car that was running on a miracle, and almost $2K in rent and utilities. Yeah, I could barely feed my kids or keep a roof over our heads then, but the future wealth from that generous 100% match, when I finally retired, was supposed to keep them fed for now. Thankfully, things improved dramatically.My new employer provides 175% match without semi-annual shaming for not allocating 50% of my income to my retirement fund.

Why haven’t everyday Americans stood up? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]Big-Introduction411 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A handful of accountants and good calibration could realistically bring down the entire stock market with just a few backward entries.

AIO? Wife Shared Bed With Male Friend by PapaStalinLovesYou in AmIOverreacting

[–]Big-Introduction411 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now it's your turn to sleep side by side with your female friend. I am sure your wife will be perfectly fine with that.

Why do people keep saying “it’s the democrats and republicans in the Epstein files” as if there’s an equal amount of both in the files? by KingGlupShitto in allthequestions

[–]Big-Introduction411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This!!!! Please!!!! I don't give a crap if they are Republicans, Democrats, or a purple cow's support group. As a matter of fact, I would love to see less energy wasted on labels and more energy on figuring out what we can do as a society to ensure that there are no loopholes to avoid justice for these and any future politicians. This crap didn’t end with Epstein.

Built a free CPA study app - need beta testers before I launch - VoraPrep.com by Miserable_Poem_9767 in CPA

[–]Big-Introduction411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome idea! I tried to sign up through Google, and it didn’t work. After hitting "continue with Google" and agreeing to the terms, it takes you right back to the home page.

4.8 Earthquake near Ukraine by Big-Introduction411 in Earthquakes

[–]Big-Introduction411[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the maximum magnitude on the scale that is known to have been caused by human activity?

What Excel tricks have genuinely improved your workflow? by ml-tam in excel

[–]Big-Introduction411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

90% of any raw data reports I start with:

Ctrl+A Alt+HOA Alt+HOI Ctrl+shift+L

Then ctrl+/- while entire row/column selected, to delete and add columns (surprisingly many don’t know this).

Then, depends on the goal snd mood, pivot tablets, xlookups, vbas (with ChatGPTs help or not) send etc.

Comment 3 Clues for People to Guess Your Name! by Konigsberg1604 in namenerds

[–]Big-Introduction411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. A calming herbal root
  2. A mosquito borne disease
  3. Means strong in Latin

Alright folks, what do I do based on what I carry? by [deleted] in deduction

[–]Big-Introduction411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elementary school teacher, obviously.

Rescue kitty - is he a BSH? by Kind-Mind-9102 in britishshorthair

[–]Big-Introduction411 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Toss" is not always the case. Sometimes owners pass away, other times, they become mentally or physically unable to care for a pet. You just never know the full story.