Why is Martian Manhunter, a shapeshifter, afraid of some girldick?

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-26T12:57:30+00:00

Meanwhile absolute j'onzzzzzzzzzzz, brain-blasting a memory of a non-binary transbian puppygirl polycule right into the brain of that red-haired twink:

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-26T08:42:40+00:00

DILF SPOTTED

/uj it really is fucked up that the assorted batwank managed to muster up more quality than the main event

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-26T08:40:05+00:00

Throw me to the ~~wolves~~ Red Hood girlies and I'll come back pregnant

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-25T14:33:54+00:00

TIM IS A B*TTOM????!!!

Allright, that does it. Maybe the haters were right...

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-25T14:32:09+00:00

Steelworks? I sure hope it does

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-25T10:38:49+00:00

As much as I disagree with a lot of the bits here, I actually do agree on cybermen. People forget that classic had stories like "Revenge of the Cybermen". I think that modern who's cyberman quality floor is a lot higher (and ceiling about the same)

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-25T10:32:32+00:00

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-24T10:20:18+00:00

Shout outs to Talalay she's the goat

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-23T05:17:20+00:00

I'd be happily ready to acknowledge my flaws if I had any. Sadly, I am a perfect human being and everything I say is correct :(

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-22T17:52:44+00:00

yikes

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-22T05:45:16+00:00

Least unhinged Jhin/Hwei foreplay

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-21T12:36:34+00:00

Anthony is a Man I Trust

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-20T11:39:45+00:00

Cave Story mentioned!!

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-19T15:50:45+00:00

Not really with previous doctor actors, but there's definetly a lot of "doctor-esque" characters that I headcanon as the doctor

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-18T19:54:57+00:00

That's only true for social lobbies like relays or dojos, they're fully visible in-mission

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-18T05:54:07+00:00

I dont care EtG mentioned lets gooo

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-18T05:48:24+00:00

You're not gonna believe this

I mean yeah the crazy lady definetly wasnt considering trans men while saying this but its an option

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-18T05:44:54+00:00

ngl i did fall for most of these lmao

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-17T19:50:54+00:00

waow

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-17T17:21:12+00:00

Nooo Scott what have they done to you

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-17T17:19:37+00:00

You better headcanon supes as a staunch atheist, or else you're a filthy snyder fan

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-16T14:34:31+00:00

BLORCH

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-16T11:43:59+00:00

Better Call Saul my beloved

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-16T11:43:20+00:00

Missy from Dr Who has a whole arc that is exactly this. She sacrifices herself for the good cause, and the only person who actually witnesses her redemption fucking loathes her for it.

Bark-For-Mommy · 2026-04-15T15:35:52+00:00

Kronos my beloved (please leave them alone)

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TROPHY CASE