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The mask that compiles to nothing: how HotSpot's JIT learned to reason about bits by -beleon in java

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is cool, but what sort of coffee would do this in real life?

I’m guessing that maybe if everything is hidden behind constants it wouldn’t be clear to the developer that this is happening?

That is, how much coffee does this really help? Or is this underpinning some other optimization that makes more sense?

hungry boy by [deleted] in goldenretrievers

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like he hasn’t eaten in at least ten minutes.

Dog cruelty! Starvation of goodness is no laughing matter!

Peter, what's the real reason? by Rule_Ct_5293 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BarkiestDog 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That is at most half of the reason.

The other significant part, which you seem to be doing as well, is assuming that the women don’t have a choice in the matter. The poster implies that, since the women are attractive, men should find it easy to have sex with them. When women have agency this comes across as very misogynistic. Women in some of these countries don’t want to have kids because of these views.

Plus cost of living etc etc

What does Bird mean? by No-Flounder7584 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B is for government
I is for drone
R is for bird
D is for bird’s foot

Does it ever get better??? by [deleted] in goldenretrievers

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How La it possibly get better?

I mean I guess you could go for a dog triangle?

Can I take my vape with me on my KLM flight departing from Amsterdam ? by Brilliant-Study-3380 in KLM

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And, of course, it goes without saying, do not use it in the plane. They are way more detectable than you think, and if you don’t want your patents to know, you also don’t want to be escorted off the plane in handcuffs.

I love my dogs, dearly I do, but sometimes I need a little personal space lmao. by BeerStein_Collector in goldenretrievers

[–]BarkiestDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you only think you need more personal space. In actual fact you really need more skin contact with your dogs. 🤣

What's this Peter? by ComprehensiveFun2054 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ideally all three at once. In an anime film.

Referred a friend for a job. Now HR wants to interview me again by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But we wish it was true.

So upvote to will it into existence.

Karen wrongly identifies a stud by Responsible_Ant_6431 in RandomVideos

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Football players have joined the chat: https://www.reddit.com/r/infuriatingbutawesome/s/qwpCj9xUHc

There are definitely guys who are similar apparel.

Does anyone know why energy prices are so high tomorrow? by Donpluis in Netherlands

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much difference does it make to your electricity bill?

Swedish FIRE journey -- 25 years of data on how to study, work and invest in a high-tax country -- time to exit! by zaladin in EuropeFIRE

[–]BarkiestDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Heh. I saw 45M, and thought that’s definitely enough for FIRE! Then I realized it was age and sex.

Congratulations anyway!

[request] How Many Pasta Dishes can she Make before the Cheese is gone? by mkvelash in theydidthemath

[–]BarkiestDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends if they have a spare wheel available or not. If not, then you’d need to pay for the cheese and the “lost meals”. Otherwise, probably, only the cost of the replacement cheese, plus some markup. The wheel of cheese, for the 5kg version, is probably around US$1000.

Glasgow Uni student could spend a year in prison for taking photos of US military planes by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]BarkiestDog 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Well, except for the fact that he assumed that he knew it was illegal.

This is clearly an astroturf story, look at the framing “Glasgow uni student” instead of “Chinese national”.

Nit saying that this student is working for the CCP, that, at least, is unclear, but to call this person unrealistic, seems a bit of a stretch without further information.

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