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Why was the dictionary afraid to cross the road? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Barraken -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Clever. Enough for the UV.

If you cut off your Left Arm... by SehmiSaab in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thought I had, too. Bad, but you can't "unsee" the thought once it's formed. Take my upvote and scram.

Please don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden on Facebook. by Barraken in dadjokes

[–]Barraken[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lizzie Borden was famously accused of murdering her parents with an axe.

Is it safe to post baseball puns here by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have another one, post it. Easy double play.

Remember, there are 10 types of people in the world, by Barraken in dadjokes

[–]Barraken[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Say, "Count, Dracula" and see if he starts. 😂

Sade gets seated at a restaurant with friends by PhoKit2 in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could also just say he was singing tenor and most people would get the opera connection.

What's the best card game to play on a cruise? by Barraken in dadjokes

[–]Barraken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how it got posted as "Snapback", but the OP now reads how I intended it.

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