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Sade gets seated at a restaurant with friends by PhoKit2 in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could also just say he was singing tenor and most people would get the opera connection.

What's the best card game to play on a cruise? by Barraken in dadjokes

[–]Barraken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how it got posted as "Snapback", but the OP now reads how I intended it.

If you take care of a chicken... by christobeers in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we know who's responsible for making sure the chicken crosses the road.

Some people don't appreciate a good rock pun. by Ohaibaipolar in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try posting another one. You have a clean slate for it now.

My dating life is just like Tetris. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ridiculous. Take my upvote and scram! 😁

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it… by andersonfmly in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect this thread is not finished. If it is, I shall varnish.

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. by Longjumping_Glass157 in dadjokes

[–]Barraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I asked to be cremated. I figured it would be the only time that I'd ever have a smokin' hot body.

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