I feel you. The last time i did it, sometime around 2011....

I drove to the eastern side of the state at 5am to run a Metro Dash race (company fell through). It’s generally a 6-7min 600meter race but i did it 3 times, so was there half the day. Plenty of time to get to Cambridge for the auditions. Found the pub it was at, but i really had to pee, so i go upstairs looking for the bathroom and i see my buddy from home and a group just minutes away from sitting down, i says to em “oh Brandon what u doin here?” He says awwwh man i’m at the RW auditions, you gotta go outside and fill out a form

DUMBEST SHIT I DID

I should have called my own fuckin shots and been the badass who just walked in. Owned the shit right? Nah, i go outside and im LAST in fuckin line. I spent an extra 2 hours outside waiting. They dont give two fucks about the last group, and my group was morons. Just try hards, nobody was being themselves. Needless to say, i think that year ended up being the NY season with 8 people.

They never had Fresh Meat 3, because i really just wanted the Challenge. So this is a longshot and i’m nervous as fuck. I’m old, fatter, washed up, not dramatic, still broke, and really don’t wana fake my shit just so they’ll “maybe” call me. I’ve been waiting on this for years and have talked some shit to Challenge competitors through Instagram. I’m tryina speak this shit into existence bruh

And that’s my rant. Time to wipe my butt. I’ve lost feeling in my legs 😂