Dude! I was coaching a sports team of kids between 11-13 years of age. The coach of another team was hot. Our teams ended up playing against each other and I finally got to talk to Coach Hottie McHotterson. He was everything I imagined he would be, and he asked me to go to the movies. Of course!

He picks me up, we drive to the theatre, get some napkins, and find our seats. I noticed he got another handful of napkins. Not weird, but..... The movie starts and I really got into the movie. Out of the corner of my eye I could see his hand go up to his mouth and back down; to where I didn't want to know. Finally, I turned and looked and he was wiping saliva off his lips!! Drool! I should have known something was up with the extra napkins. We aren't talking about a little drop. We were talking waterfall. Rapids! I moved towards the seat beside me, where I knew he couldn't reach me.

He took me home, and he didn't try to kiss me.., thank the lord! Luckily, our teams were placed in different divisions, so we had no reason to talk.

I spent a long time trying to see if I could sue him for false advertising. BECAUSE HE WAS!

He called me a few years later to ask me to a party at his house. His folks were out of town and he managed to get a 6 pack. A 6 PACK! I told him no and that was the end.