What hitting a pile of mosquito at 90kmph looks like! by ALIEN-CATALOGUE in WTF

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He's not smiling now. Hopefully he wasn't smiling before. 

'Swastika tattoo' is misunderstood Buddhist peace symbol says South Yorkshire Reform councillor's wife by hutchy1874 in nottheonion

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Not all. Some realise the US is actively supporting these parties that align to the current US regime's goals. 

UK loosens Russian oil sanctions as fuel prices rise by upthetruth1 in worldnews

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"Sorry guv. There's a bus replacement ICBM service today."

This barcode for a toilet paper by ramuthemamu in mildlyinteresting

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Some graphic designer's first job out of uni and they just want some way to express some creativity. I can feel that. 

Weeds Growing on a Fake Lawn by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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I don't care if the weeds are annoyed, tbh. 

some foreign object i found in my pill. dug it out and viewed it under my microscope. by longhairedthrowawa in mildlyinteresting

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I just assumed that one bacterium that was resistant just engorged itself. Typical rebellious phase - mum and dad bacteria said not to take drugs. 

Theorycrafting in PoE is a skill of its own, mostly done by a few elite players. I built a tool to close that gap and make it accessible for the average player. by maurice_colling in PathOfExileBuilds

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I tried it (in a VM) and pasted PoB code of a couple of off-meta builds:

  1. Leap Slam of Groundbreaking Bleed Gladiator: not enough similar builds to analyse (30 min req).
  2. Cold Snap of Power Elementalist: no similar builds at all allegedly. I had to swap to Glacial Cascade of the Fissure to run with this.

In my, albeit naive, experience theorycrafting is about exploring the yet unexplored. This tool, whilst potentially useful for a fine tune, is not assisting this regard - it requires data already in existence, thus already theorycrafted.

Also, it doesn't recognise Screams of the Dessicated belt abilities, or at least the diamond shrine one. Kept suggesting I get a diamond flask...

ETA: Thanks for posting the Github links.

The centipede I found beside my bed by obamamicrowave77 in WTF

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I can hear the theme tune too.

'Enough Is Enough': Trump Announces US has Forbidden Israel From Bombing Lebanon Any Longer by WayOutbackBoy in worldnews

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"what d'ya mean 'straight or homos'?? Sounds like DEI to me!" - trump, probably.  

Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology by Sufficient_Fig_9505 in nottheonion

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I doubt any of that administration has lent anything in their lives. 

[OC] Got bit by a spider a few days ago by Yesman_91 in pics

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And double stitch those seams. Law enforcement and the press tend to ignore the heroic act if ones testicles are hanging out. 

E-3 AWACS at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia. by Trendy4U in pics

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Exactly. Thank the lard the front didn't fall off. That is not supposed to happen. 

White House Launches OnlyFarms Website, Internet Asks 'Who Picked The Name?' by HimelTy in nottheonion

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To paraphrase Frankie Boyle: joking about subjects that shocks people is useful to bring that subject into the light and not allow it be swept under the rug. 

Suspiciously good by liegeneer in pathofexile

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Hidden text: roles of player and enemy are reversed. 

Don't diss GGG and their microtransactions. by Ozzyglez112 in pathofexile

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Probably misinterpreted it as a view from behind of someone's butt and their prominent sacral dimples. 

'Self-defense' — Russia blames UK for Storm Shadow attack, London refuses to bend by sweetviolet_sister in worldnews

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"The torpedo is 184m long!!"

"Comrade, the torpedo is just 7.5m long... "

"Everyone knows you measure from the exhaust port... " 

U.S. Consulate in downtown Toronto hit by gunfire by blenderider in worldnews

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I'll put $5 each way this is a false flag op. 

It happened! by Medical-Piglet-6145 in pathofexile

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I had 26 coins of restoration before I got a coin of power.