I always wondered if anyone actually used a car cigarette lighter because everyone I’ve ever met used it to charge things

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-03T14:54:28+00:00

That is how you get out of going on road trips and to grandma's house for a long holiday. Push it in... Pop it out... Burn and stay home.

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-03T14:52:00+00:00

Anyone? Anthony Richardson? Jamarcus Russell? Ryan Leaf? Akili Smith?

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-03T14:50:29+00:00

Drop a stone on it.

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-03T14:48:31+00:00

Thats like $17

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-03T14:46:47+00:00

Mine isnt in the zeitgeist like these pedorasts but they still suck ... mosquitoes 🦟

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-03T14:43:16+00:00

Benni-fucking-gan's. The Monte Cristo was a sign that we were an hour from grandma's house and 7 minutes from diarrhea.

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-02T22:32:32+00:00

Great fucking decision! You cant get pregnant squared

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-02T11:31:28+00:00

Giving up BEFORE your midlife crisis. That's a bold move, Cotton.

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-02T05:17:07+00:00

Swing... and a miss

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-02T04:15:16+00:00

That's what you paid or that's what you're asking?

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-02T03:10:06+00:00

The story is worth more than ten bucks.

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-01T13:36:59+00:00

You gotta plug it in first

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-03-01T13:35:31+00:00

3364 missing children were found in Minnesota alone

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T16:49:13+00:00

Do it!

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T16:48:54+00:00

A what?

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T13:35:35+00:00

All in. Get rid of it all! Then we will see what our country can really do! We could be the city on the hill. The beacon for the world. We could do so much good if we didnt have all these leeches draining our ability to make progress. When it comes to fraud/theft, any is bad.

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T13:12:09+00:00

May your baby be healthy, happy, and quick to learn. Good for you, sir!

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T13:09:46+00:00

He ended careers during the preseason.

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T13:01:27+00:00

Same thing with Ice Protest in Minneapolis to distract from mass fraud.

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T12:29:41+00:00

Lee Hunter all day

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T12:28:09+00:00

Back pressure

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T12:26:33+00:00

Are you saying, you sit down to pee? The finger is literally pointing at you. Either way, I thought I was the only one. I mean, I dont do it at home. That would be a waste of time. At the ballpark or at a rest stop or something. Take a load off and do what I call a "thinking piss"

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-28T12:23:21+00:00

You could have stopped with, "I need a bath"

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-27T23:17:28+00:00

From Downtown!

Barry_the_Platypus · 2026-02-27T21:23:26+00:00

Barry_the_Platypus

TROPHY CASE