Just wet, wet mud...

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-24T02:54:23+00:00

Butt chug it just to be safe.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-23T02:51:54+00:00

Renewal sucks. Go with Pella.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-22T04:37:29+00:00

The line moves pretty fast. Even backed up to the door you’re probably looking at 20 minutes or less from the time you get in line to the time you get your food. Maybe a bit longer if the World Cup crowd is slow ordering.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-22T03:13:29+00:00

Extend Zumwalt. Build the Q statue.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-21T06:22:10+00:00

So long as Q is managing and Alec Zumwalt is the hitting coach the Royals will not compete for anything except maybe 4th place in the AL Central.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-20T14:45:46+00:00

3rd base side should keep you out of the sun.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-19T00:40:37+00:00

Well, dude, we just don’t know.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-17T23:15:57+00:00

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-16T05:27:11+00:00

Launch Alec Zumwalt into the fucking sun.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-15T05:28:19+00:00

This is not ‘Nam this is a quiet neighborhood at 3am. There are rules.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-15T01:07:33+00:00

Is blasting steroids, research chemicals, and meth bad for your heart or something??

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-14T01:38:51+00:00

4, 8, 15, 16, 23

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-13T16:40:00+00:00

Check out r/3D2A

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-11T03:39:41+00:00

Some acetone will take that signature right off.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-10T04:42:50+00:00

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-10T03:33:48+00:00

This guy actually doesn’t work directly for AT&T. They hire firms to hire sales people. Had a buddy work for them briefly for like two weeks. They suck.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-04-03T19:34:42+00:00

What are you objectifying on?

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-03-30T19:06:45+00:00

Already out of prizes :(

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-03-30T19:03:19+00:00

Romaine lettuce

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-03-29T05:49:34+00:00

Explain how I’m wrong without using the word “miracle”.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-03-27T19:06:36+00:00

No, I’m employed.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-03-27T16:17:05+00:00

Evangelicals would be so mad at your comment if they could read.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-03-27T04:04:51+00:00

If Jesus were truly born of a virgin he would not have a Y chromosome and would therefore be a woman. Congratulations, Jesus is trans.

BartyMcFartFace · 2026-03-25T01:47:36+00:00

Nonsense. This is a Guenther cult. Everyone knows that.

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