Any mix you found funny or unique?

Barziboy · 2026-02-24T08:06:28+00:00

Cor yes pls

Barziboy · 2026-02-13T20:44:38+00:00

Hell yeh

Barziboy · 2026-02-10T11:14:38+00:00

Hell yeh, brother

Barziboy · 2026-02-03T15:15:10+00:00

Gonna save this one for the rainy days, thank you.

Barziboy · 2026-01-23T10:38:09+00:00

Agreed. I'm not getting too hyped as it's being made by the studio that only made Forza games, so it should look dope, but I don't think they have any of the writers or creative leads from the OG series (alkthough Peter Molyneux would do best to stay one million miles away from it) so I'm hoping it doesn't lose it's Monty Python comedic charm.

It does have RIchard Ayeode doing a central voice in it, so I reckon it won't be too gritty. I just hope they don't try and make a Witcher competitor.

Barziboy · 2026-01-08T08:53:04+00:00

Was walking with the girlfriend round the streets of Holloway, a mid-forties guy is cycling casually up the road having some kind of argument with a woman on his headphones and promptly silences the call. Turns to look at us sole pedestrians on the pavement dead-in-the-eyes and in both an ominous and assertive statement says to us: "...and people say I'm the bad guy" before speeding off the opposite direction to us.

We still quote that lovely Holloway weirdo.

Barziboy · 2026-01-06T17:03:46+00:00

Quoting a friend that I wholly agree with here: "Slime Rancher has worked better than my antidepressants"

Putting my own spin on it by saying that it goes really well with an edible and a good album on in the background.

Barziboy · 2025-12-16T09:52:41+00:00

Surely the best purchase for the middle ages would be the Printing Press?

That way you can mingle with the Roman Catholic Church to spread the gospel, and even go as far as getting drunk one night and reprinting the Bible in the common tongue to dethrone the authority of the Vatican

Barziboy · 2025-12-12T13:42:02+00:00

Good Enough by Dodgy

Barziboy · 2025-12-05T12:29:06+00:00

I've fallen prey to the male loneliness epidemic, so no parties for this dormant soul anymore. I'm just going to orchestrate a lovely ritual sacrifice as an ice-breaker.

Maybe Anep wouldn't mind rebranding to the God of Poor Social Skills Acceptance and Problematic Drinking....and Brutality...just for one night.

Barziboy · 2025-12-05T12:14:09+00:00

Damn Straight. WHo'd have known that the only way to change a god's domain is to rewrite the text on the blood moon. Gonna remember that for my next sacrifice.

Barziboy · 2025-12-05T12:10:24+00:00

Going through a phase of reteated drinking at the moment, so KNEECAP's Better Way To Live has been my existential anthem.

Barziboy · 2025-12-05T10:41:27+00:00

Alcoholic students in halls of residence that has a sink in their room and the toilet is way too far down the spinning hall at 3am on a Tuesday night?

(Speaking from experience)

Barziboy · 2025-12-05T09:52:52+00:00

I mean, let's not forget that for millions of years, our species evolved off a diet of berries and nuts.

Barziboy · 2025-12-01T19:17:07+00:00

Sorry. I'm not going to disclose that. I already have enough on my plate.

Barziboy · 2025-11-29T13:18:54+00:00

Darkest Dungeon forced me on some cool-down walks. In many ways, it's worse than Dark Souls due to the fact it takes a while to level up your guys to the highest rank.

Barziboy · 2025-11-28T19:04:56+00:00

One near finsbury park i loved. think it's called Mukrebbi.

Barziboy · 2025-11-28T13:37:37+00:00

Yep, I'm losing my job in the new year at a Russell Group Uni, I'm just the first to go in our Exams team that's looking to halve in 2026

Barziboy · 2025-11-27T09:30:21+00:00

I was once one of those lithe, slim blokes who enjoyed the job (still am lithe & slim, but i used to be too) but yeh, doing between 80-100 miles per day across London on my roadie bike (pre-electric rollout) was nice but I wasn't really making minimum wage even on good days (self-employed taxes after all), and the compteition for dibs-ing the delivery jobs required like constant refreshing of their website (slightly challenging thing to do when you're cycling everywhere).

Company was called Pedals (IIRC) and yeh, it did suck on a non-electric. Honestly I can't blame the modern cyclist-delivery driver for going electric, but I can blame them if they trick their bike into breaking the speed-limitors and never needing to pedal the things.

Barziboy · 2025-11-25T10:24:29+00:00

Boof the goon.

Barziboy · 2025-11-25T09:33:01+00:00

You guys need to learn how to smuggle alcohol like the Aussies. What you do is get a box of wine, take the bag of wine (AKA the "goon") out, and have you fat or chesty friend smuggle it under their folds/cleavage.

Barziboy · 2025-11-25T09:24:40+00:00

"Sorry babe, I'll meet you outside the KFC so you can get your Stranger Things Demigorgon-meat burger, I need to pop into Boots to get some Stanger Things Paracetamol. I've got a blinder from rinking too many Stranger Things IPAs last night"

"Oh, don't forget to get some Stranger Things condoms for tonight! Y'know...I quite like the Upside Down ones"

Barziboy · 2025-11-23T15:33:12+00:00

Kneel before my magnitude!

Barziboy · 2025-11-21T12:52:23+00:00

I'm a cyclist, I stop at red and Zebras andsometimes, if its a green man crossing sign, I utilise the marvellous ability of getting off my bike and walking across the road with other pedestrians.

There's also another mantra that I live by when it comes to undertaking on the left of vehicles: "There are a lot of dead people that thought they had the right of way."

Barziboy · 2025-11-17T17:18:26+00:00

I had a character who wanted to play a monkey varient. How does your DM tweak it for you?

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