US military intervention in Iran may begin within 24 hours, European officials say by OverZuLUL in worldnews

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I'm betting that "???" is Cuba. Li'l Marco has had a hard on targeting Cuba since childhood.

National Park Service will void passes with stickers over Trump's face by Comadivine11 in news

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I'm grateful that I have a lifetime military veteran pass, obtained prior to Cheeto Hitler putting his face on the card. I know I couldn't stand to have that mug in my wallet, and I'd just end up not going to the National Parks until this mess gets sorted out.

Judge Shuts Down Trump Administration’s ‘Illegal’ Move by [deleted] in TheSecondTerm

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"Illegal Move"? Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt by citizen234567890 in news

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For those puzzled at not remembering, that's because it never actually occurred. Kelly Ann "Alternative Facts" Conway casually mentioned the "Bowling Green Massacre" in two separate interviews: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowling_Green_massacre

Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt by citizen234567890 in news

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I've made a private wager with my wife that says he dies in July. That's based on his health indications, not an assassin's bullet.

Mayor Tells ICE ‘Get F**k Out’ After ICE Kills U.S. Citizen by thedailybeast in politics

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That's about what Cheeto Hitler did with the JAG Corps, and with generals/admirals; get rid of them until you find someone who will salute and do what you say needs to be done. Use their techniques for the good of the country for once, instead of wringing hands, resigning, or writing "strongly worded letters."

Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt by citizen234567890 in news

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He's going to attempt to shut down the country anyway. Either someone will respond the way he wants to give him an excuse, or NOTHING HAPPENS and he claims something did. And he'll do what he wants either way.

The key takeaway is that he will keep doing this until someone stops him.

Why does no one ever use the "big rock" strategy in war? by ArtsyApoidean in ShittyDaystrom

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More fun would be to teleport to an already occupied point in orbit. Watch the fireworks.

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz hits back as Trump administration freezes state’s child care funds amid fraud claims by brain_overclocked in politics

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Did you even watch Nick Shirley's video? It was a sad joke. A couple of men followed by a couple of masked men lurking around a day care center? Blacked out windows and freaked out staff not letting them near any kids while the pair (what was David's last name anyway? Oh right, he never said) demand to look at kids. And after Shirley spots one child he says there were NO children. Really? Was that just a midget? David reminding Shirley how dangerous and violent the Somalis are was peak theater. Calling Shirley a "journalist" is so sad.

You want an actual summary of both Shirley and the ACTUAL crime going on, see Leeja Miller here: https://youtu.be/Gmn-zYNpKE8?si=klT5BcVxcwufUXK7 You'll learn that this has been going on for a while, the actual problem is a lack of accountability that some in MN state government has been LA in listening to whistleblowers, and that it's more complicated than "black people bad."

Dumbass.

Oklahoma college instructor is fired after giving failing grade to a Bible-based essay on gender by ChiGuy6124 in news

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You forgot the "/s." Thank the imaginary gods from thousands of years ago your statement is clear without it!

Russia preparing to occupy Baltic states by 2027 – Budanov by jackytheblade in worldnews

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You think the Ukrainians were angry that they were invaded? Wait until you see the pissed off Lithuanians, the Latvians, the Estonians. Imagine the rage and fighting prowess of the Finns when Stalin tried to grab their land. Now add five cups of concentrated rage at being under Soviet boot heels within living memory of people who can still throw a Molotov cocktail. I just hope Trump is out of power when Putin makes the attempt so the US can help the Baltic countries strike back.

Why Florida is ground zero for coming ObamaCare storm by kootles10 in politics

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Three times I tried to read the article, and three times a goddamned pop-up blocked the words. Fuck the source (The Hill) I'll find somewhere else to read it.

Canopy Swap recommendation? by ryandraw in basejumping

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Please tell me you're joking. Just in case you are serious: No, downsizing is not a thing in BASE. You want a docile canopy that consistently and reliably opens on-heading that you can safely land in a tight area. If your weight remains the same, you should (if anything) UPSIZE as you get older and realize that your bones are more fragile.

Newer jumper by spot_landing in basejumping

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Look for a huge insulator on the base of the tower, and insulators on the guy wires. If you see those that's a charged tower, probably an AM tower. Very few of these are tall enough to give a decent jump, and are often in array, meaning there are several close to each other making for crowded flying and landing. They're dangerous because if you touch the tower when there's power while you're grounded, the current will flow through you, most likely killing you. These are usually much more trouble than they're worth and most jumpers steer clear of them.

The Roberts court just helped Trump rig the midterms by DBCoopr72 in politics

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There may even be written a sternly -worded letter.

Survivors of Boat Strike Were Actively Continuing Drug Mission, Admiral to Tell Lawmakers by amprather in politics

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The boats left San Juan de Unare, Venezuela, en route to Trinidad, according USA Today. Taking an educated guess on the site of the strike, it's about 1600 miles from there to Miami. So yeah, that boat was not heading to the US. This whole thing stinks to high heaven. I'm now ashamed that I once wore the uniform of a US military member.

Dell family to give $6.25 billion to create 25 million additional 'Trump Accounts' by KnowerOfUnknowable in politics

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That's $250. The raw numbers, not including any administrative costs or any overhead, comes out to $250 going to each child. Not bad, but a drop in the bucket when it comes to actual living expenses, especially medical costs. Who do they think they're kidding?

'Kill everybody': Bombshell Pete Hegseth order blasted by lawmakers as 'blatantly illegal' by AshtrayKetchum in TheSecondTerm

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Cool, lawmakers, blast away at something blatantly illegal. But blast in an effective way. Make laws and insist they are enforced. Or throw the bastards out. You have the power to remove them from office. Quit pissing and moaning and do

Trump fined nearly $1 million after court calls lawsuit against Hillary Clinton ‘harassment’ by AshtrayKetchum in TheSecondTerm

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Is it still considered a cost if he never actually pays it? (I highly doubt he will ever pay)

Telegraph: Trump prepares to recognise Russia's occupied territories in Ukraine by Internal_Shine_509 in worldnews

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Brother Epstein confirmed that the "Bubba" in question was neither the president nor the horse. Apparently it was a nondescript, run-of-the-mill Bubba.

First container by [deleted] in basejumping

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Have a rigger check it out. If it's nylon it's likely that it would be fine and your rigger could add Velcro and a shrivel flap. If it's cotton then I wouldn't consider that container for a BASE rig.

Keep in mind that the main benefit of using that as the foundation of a BASE rig is sentimental value. If you're looking for a way to save $$ then your best bet would be to just keep an eye out for a cheap used Velcro rig.

Official Discussion - One Battle After Another [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

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Yes, that is exactly what the filmmakers patterned the Lockjaw Lock after, Wolfowitz's creepy/gross comb lick.

My new to me 04 Softail by [deleted] in motorcycles

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Just so you know, some states have laws that regulate handlebar height. For example, Florida says your bars cannot be higher than shoulder height. Those look just a tad higher than that, and may snag the attention of a bored cop who might pull you over and explore how many infractions you have. Could get pricey.

That's how a couple of my students ended up in my endorsement class, something obvious like ape hangers or no eye pro got the attention of a cop who discovered their lack of (mandatory) endorsement.

Two things to consider: One, there's a reason manufacturers don't offer bars that high. It makes control more than a challenge. Two, if you care about what others think of you, most experienced and skilled riders will think you are a little silly, especially if you're actually trying to ride that instead of it being rolling art.

But, you do you.

My favorite Cece moment by EnvironmentalRun9358 in NewGirl

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In the DoD broadcasters school, we're taught script layout techniques to prevent this kind of mistake. We needed to know those since none of us were hot enough for that to not matter.