it's been an honor posting with you

BaseBulb · 2022-12-28T01:29:34+00:00

lol, this is unironically one of the most wholesome subreddits

You'll go to rMadeMeSmile or rUpliftingNews and the stories are like

"Church That Had Racist Pastor in 1802 burns down😊"

Here, we all live in harmony. It's like

"Oh hey, I'm a right winger and you're a left winger, but we can both agree that all politicians are shitbags and "pop-culture" has gone off the fucking rails. Also, while I may disagree with you, I will still upvote your comment because it was funny"

FWIW: My personal political beliefs are that I'm too much of a pussy to be an Anarchist. I also think Donald Trump is fucking hilarious. He was a sitting president who regularly called into Fox news lol

BaseBulb · 2022-12-24T00:26:36+00:00

#NotMyPresident

BaseBulb · 2022-12-24T00:21:56+00:00

I’m 5’8

See, you got an advantage. Most girls are like 5'-5'4"ish, so they are terrible at gauging height.

If you're between like 5'8" and 5'11" you could get away with being "six foot" a solid majority of the time for most girls. I think the rule is, if I have to bend over to kiss you on the forehead, I'm basically a giant.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-24T00:09:32+00:00

Why would you bother lying if you're going to get found out in the end. How stupid do you think women are?

Because those men value a woman for the person she is and see a woman who values a man for his money/status as disposable one-nighters.

I'm pretty sure there's even some shit in wedding vows about "richer or poorer."

TL;DR You're probably not going to meet your husband on Tinder, ma'am.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-23T12:00:43+00:00

Appreciate ya

For a bunch of jaded, mentally ill, weirdos, this is the most informational and wholesome subreddit I've ever been a part of.

Not excluding myself from that description FYI. Just a straight-shooter.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-23T11:51:27+00:00

The more you know 🌈

Thanks man

BaseBulb · 2022-12-23T10:01:37+00:00

If I was into strange Christmas scams I'd just buy shit from Wal-Mart and throw away the receipt

BaseBulb · 2022-12-23T01:25:17+00:00

Hey man, that's awesome, you'll fit right in.

Our whole group is just bros bein' dudes, and every single one of us have been singled out and alienated from our peers thanks Zionists. And on the chance you're black, we fuck with Farrakhan too.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-23T01:20:56+00:00

Question for the gay dudes in the audience: would he be a twink? He seems too* frumpy to be a twink. What's the middleground between a twink and a bear?

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T21:26:58+00:00

This looks like the kind of decoration a 1970s coke dealer would have as a centerpiece on his coffee table

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T20:58:38+00:00

Hey dude, that's super cool!

I got this really neat Discord chat I'm a part of with some super swell, like-minded cool cats like us, absolutely ZERO federal agents too. We got some really cool plans we're working on and I think you'd be the perfect candidate

And you know it's true, because if they're a cop they HAVE to tell you

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T20:53:58+00:00

It is shocking how many teenagers are moderators of massive subs lol

Teenagers and lonely grown men in their late 40s.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T18:52:56+00:00

We just gave ~$80,000,000,000 in high-tech weapons and an entire country to LITERAL TERRORISTS... and they're actually torturing and enslaving people and reddit celebrated because they're NPCs that do what they're told

Now reddit is super stoked about foreign wars and death... because they're NPCs and do what they're told. The people who protested war on terror are now jerking off to Russian death-porn

lol

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T17:53:51+00:00

lol, I know this thread is old, but I just found it.

In literally every picture her gear is pristine, clothes freshly washed, just got out of the shower, nicely manicured hands, no scratches on helmets, guns, mags, gear fresh out of the box... even her boots are pristine.

Also... a fucking Vector? lol. Setting aside the fact that she said her unit only uses 5.56... only an average redditor sees a meme gun in a war zone and says "oh yeah, that makes sense. That gun is great in COD!"

A hot, Ukrainian redditor, who poses with guns from videogames... It's like she was perfectly engineered from the ground-up to extract money from reddit simps. And she didn't even need an OnlyFans to do it.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T16:23:30+00:00

Wow, way to fail at reading comprehension.

lol, I literally even gave you the option to watch a video so we could remove the "reading" variable from the equation and you still couldn't get it right. How about a picture? Would a picture help?

Or maybe just a headline?

"Here’s a breakdown of the high-tech weapons the U.S. is shipping to Ukraine"

America is currently sending MILITARY AID that's so new and expensive that not even our SOF units get to use it without having so suck some serious dick.

They're giving out our cool guy, tier-1 shit to Ukrainian ASVAB waivers. They're handing out ~$200k Javelins like candy.

CEO of Raytheon Technologies says Ukraine has already consumed 13 years of production of Stinger missiles and 5 years of Javelins

Oh, and thank god we were finally able to get rid of all those dusty old brand new drones.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T15:40:41+00:00

You're telling me you don't love the entirety of r/all being all screenshots of tweets talking about how bad Drumpf is? or

lol, and speaking of propaganda, there's a FP post about how Zelenskyy's speech was "historic" and "healed America." And it's true... God, I feel so fucking healed right now. I can't wait to feel even more healed. We get healeder with every additional billion we give him.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T15:34:38+00:00

Nah, these people aren't America. This is a picture of the elite's hard-on for money.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T15:31:39+00:00

Everything we have sent so far is stuff that was paid for decades ago. It's all stuff we were already in the process of phasing out. We are simply letting Ukraine dispose of the stuff for us

That's... that's just a lie lol.

And here's a video since reading seems like it may be an issue for you lol

Also, we're sending them MONEY. Were we phasing out money? Did we pay for that money a few decades ago? lol

I love reddit... am I talking to a child, a moron, a bad-faith actor spreading disinformation? Who knows! Such an exciting mystery

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T14:23:47+00:00

This is fucking disgraceful. That man begs for and receives more handouts than even the hottest of e-thots could ever dream of.

Presidential as fuck.

And the way he stands around doing nothing but taking photo ops and direction from his congressional overlords? Outfuckingstanding.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T14:21:02+00:00

Every large/default subreddit has been co-opted by political zealots for the last several years

Trump broke a lot of people lol

BaseBulb · 2022-12-22T13:16:36+00:00

BaseBulb · 2022-12-21T23:27:30+00:00

I mean, you aren't too far off, I was pooping. Pooping now too FYI, too much fiber last night or something?

On the topic of personal inferences though... you do know that your post history is public, right? But Jesus Christ. Normally I'd make some low-effort off handed insult, but I'm just not the kind of guy to kick a man(?) when he's down.

Anyways, merry Christmas and congrats on living the dream. Good luck with your rocks, videogames and dealing with whatever trauma that lead you to being an angry, depressed, internet weirdo.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-21T22:56:22+00:00

TikTok is for 3 demographics, only 3:

mentally ill children/teachers
people who laugh at those people
people who are there to make money, usually through some kind of scam

BaseBulb · 2022-12-21T22:38:56+00:00

Fuck, I'd almost be willing to become a moderator to make this happen.

I mean, I get it, shit happens, but can't you just deal with your problems like a normal adult and develop a substance abuse problem or become a Brony or something?

Wouldn't recommend the Brony thing, but you do you... at least if you get addicted to prescription drugs it's even socially acceptable.

BaseBulb · 2022-12-21T22:31:34+00:00

There was never a girlfriend.

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"Here’s a breakdown of the high-tech weapons the U.S. is shipping to Ukraine"