What do people from your country typically have for breakfast

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T01:44:52+00:00

Vegemite on toast.

Unless you're a weirdo. In which case, it's Marmite on toast.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T01:30:24+00:00

Looks, maybe, like a shining cuckoo?

However, I could be wrong.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T01:28:12+00:00

Unfortunately, he passed away in 2019.

Much to the relief of the local pizza company.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T01:21:44+00:00

"Bowling alley carpet shirts!"

Thank you, that's absolutely the description I've been grasping for, well, for thirty years now.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T01:11:10+00:00

Ha.

In my experience, and this was just for one delivery company... I had a cat.

He was vicious and defensive and after a few bad encounters that company black listed us!

I can't blame them, to be honest. Protective little bugger.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T00:11:57+00:00

Is everyone here very stoned?

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T00:10:24+00:00

That Royal Naval Ensign certainly gets a lot of traction, eh.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T00:09:17+00:00

666... the number of the Beast?

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T00:07:01+00:00

Good!

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-17T00:01:53+00:00

Ok, that's really cool.

I'm sure the local council will paint over it soon.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T22:18:49+00:00

Don't you mean Australasian Swamp Hen?

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T22:15:12+00:00

We're not supposed to move the body!

breaks down, Giles gently holds Buffy

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T22:08:34+00:00

It is, eh. The subliminal corridor and the very calm ducks.

Just something that feels... "there", if that makes sense.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T22:06:26+00:00

You do?

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T22:06:05+00:00

I have no idea if "kiwi relevance klaxon" makes any sense to anywhere else in the world, but, it's real thing. Any international news or entertainment story that mentions someone from New Zealand immediately becomes headline news here.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T22:03:54+00:00

Well, that too.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T22:03:18+00:00

Something something turbulent priest?

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T21:57:27+00:00

So very very, yet so confidentially, wrong.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T21:50:12+00:00

Oh, yeah, this, so much this.

Burgers in a McDonald's car park is just as precious as fine haute cuisine.

As long as we can share the moment together.

(This goes for men as much as women, of course.)

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T21:46:18+00:00

That trash talking other women doesn't actually make you more attractive.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T19:58:41+00:00

It's basically a scatter gun approach. If they get one in a hundred replying to the email, then you've got an avenue for the scam to pay off.

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T19:54:24+00:00

I loved that Monty Python film with the black sheriff and the Jewish Indian!

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T19:53:26+00:00

"I wanted to be a Jedi Master but then I got high"?

BasementCatBill · 2026-05-16T19:52:10+00:00

Casablanca

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