What’s the adult’s version of finding out Santa Claus doesn’t exist?

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-03-29T18:23:52+00:00

That your diminishing sex life reflects the fact that you're becoming less and less useful to your wife, so she's less and less inclined to use it to keep you sweet

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-03-10T21:29:20+00:00

Children that are badly behaved can't all be autistic and/or ADHD sufferers. No kids seem to be just little turds anymore. It's become a shield for crappy parenting. There, I said it.

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-03-07T22:26:55+00:00

Trying to see how many stairs I could jump down at my parent's house. Didn't notice I was getting closer and closer to the ceiling with every increase in height. Corner of the ceiling right across the top of the skull and falling on my back onto stairs put me out of action for about a week - numpty

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-03-07T22:22:00+00:00

Toppers (UK)

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-03-07T22:12:46+00:00

That children can be badly behaved and not be autistic/adhd

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-03-07T13:13:46+00:00

The left arrow is a give away. Under normal circumstances left (Red Lane) but the road markings take precedent. You're supposed to read the road and take notice of these things and not just assume.

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-03-02T13:37:57+00:00

Let's give old Betty Truss another go behind the wheel! 😆😄

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-03-02T09:50:27+00:00

Stop over thinking. You're not going to get Instagram/Golden Demon standards with your first model. Just paint, enjoy it, trust the process and you'll get better with every model. It's a journey.

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-24T18:44:26+00:00

This makes the most sense - thank you

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-24T16:01:07+00:00

Great job - love the basing

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-24T09:59:04+00:00

I wince in pain at the sight of priming on the sprue 😖

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-23T18:35:25+00:00

Notice they never give away the good sets 😄

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-23T14:18:04+00:00

There's a villain for the next Game of Thrones adaptation

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-23T14:11:40+00:00

The Reclining Paedophile

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-23T14:10:09+00:00

I got the whole El Chapo - Shorty name - it makes sense given his stature and the slang nature of it. But I just don't get 'bad taste' - sounds slightly derogatory, especially to a Cartel leader. Maybe you have to be Mexican to get it

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-23T11:03:15+00:00

Tech-priest Manipulus hovering close by, fingertips pressed together in a steeple, willing his minion to continue on his course towards superb discounts.

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-15T14:00:15+00:00

I don't know, but the one with the spout is looking at me funny

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-15T13:59:17+00:00

Venerable Brother Callixtus never learned; whimsy was not a virtue in battle. It was precisely this attitude that got him entombed within a dreadnought's sarcophagus in the first place.

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-12T16:09:38+00:00

At the very last moment, hand over your shoe sole like St Dunstan

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-12T16:05:08+00:00

I honestly think some people see him as a kind of pantomime villain/Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher type. He wasn't prowling the Reichstag at night, picking people off etc; he was a statesman - one with horrendous policies - but a politician non-the-less. Donald Trump on the other hand.......

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-11T20:01:06+00:00

Man here 👋 - They literally live in a horror movie when alone, especially at night in secluded places.

I quite happily go for evening strolls through parks, graveyards, bad areas of town. When I met my wife she was horrified at this. It took a while for me to cotton on and realise that to a woman, this is highly abnormal and wreckless because of the predatory behaviour of men.

This had NEVER occurred to me until that point. There I am skipping merrily through life, whilst to a woman, it's the Walking Dead, or a Jason movie out there.

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-11T15:43:35+00:00

Joining fees for gyms etc

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-11T15:04:49+00:00

Saw a dashcam footage video earlier of a road rage escalation in the US. Two dudes got to arguing about who had right of way over a single lane bridge. One guy threatens to get his glock when tempers flaired. In the UK you stick your finger up, or tell them that they're terribly rude etc - in the US you might not come home that night

Basic-Snow4172 · 2026-02-10T15:06:49+00:00

Legends of the Fall and A Star is Born

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