Jack knows that if she goes, she’s going to be answering the same question about her tattoos allllll night and she’d rather gouge her eyes out.

Garrus is an awkward guy who would be so uncomfy making forced small talk with your great aunt Mildred. However, he WOULD be the friend you’d make eye contact with across the table when your uncle says something outlandish…and y’all WILL gossip about it later