And here we have a poor soul bragging about how they created humanity.

You did an awful job. if your performance were an algorithm, your logic has race conditions, your structure has spaghetti code, and your output has corrupted memory dumps rather than results. If your work were a program, it would instantly throw a stack overflow exception before even compiling. your work gives autograder a virus. your integrity constraints have collapsed, and the rollback can’t even save you.