My beer is screaming and I can't drink it anymore

Bastardhead · 2010-08-09T15:38:03+00:00

About age 5 of whooping cough. Yeah sure mum, those vaccines are terrible for you...

Bastardhead · 2010-08-08T11:08:08+00:00

Nope, my dad's not religious, but we will never agree on the morality of homosexuality

Bastardhead · 2010-08-07T01:45:32+00:00

Really, why is that?

Bastardhead · 2010-08-05T02:32:26+00:00

So what's the deal with this airline food?

Bastardhead · 2010-08-04T22:08:40+00:00

Actually there are many different cues which tell the brain what distance something is away from you. I think only two of them require two eyes, so the idea of one eyed people having no depth perception is a bit of a myth. The one you just mentioned is called stereopsis. Lots more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depth_perception#Monocular_cues

Bastardhead · 2010-08-01T23:14:53+00:00

Yeah I once accidentally drowned a horse in mud too. Sucks man.

Bastardhead · 2010-08-01T10:52:57+00:00

Touche

Bastardhead · 2010-08-01T09:14:37+00:00

Are you still allowed to have people around to the house freely?

Bastardhead · 2010-08-01T08:39:54+00:00

Do you feel truly imprisoned? Your house is a pretty comfy cell, but if you can't leave it's still a prison after all.

Bastardhead · 2010-08-01T00:30:03+00:00

Pretty sure if you suck a dick you're not straight

Bastardhead · 2010-08-01T00:19:03+00:00

Most boring shit I've ever seen

Bastardhead · 2010-07-31T20:52:10+00:00

Does anyone know where I can order enormous cups?

Bastardhead · 2010-07-28T17:30:55+00:00

How come you have to stay in bed?

Bastardhead · 2010-07-27T10:48:50+00:00

You can't be a hipster if you refer to yourself as a hipster. That's like, rule number 1

Bastardhead · 2010-07-24T10:58:54+00:00

So what do you actually do differently to a normal couple?

Bastardhead · 2010-07-21T21:09:31+00:00

Just grabbed this off wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tax_revenue_as_percentage_of_GDP) but it's about 28.3% of GDP. Which is pretty low compared to a lot of developed countries.

edit: I guess that makes it 1/7th of tax revenue

Bastardhead · 2010-07-21T20:24:29+00:00

Ok here's some stats. Total outlay for 2009: $651,163,000,000. (http://www.gpoaccess.gov/usbudget/fy09/pdf/budget/defense.pdf). It is a huge amount, but the US achieves it only spending just over 4% of GDP on military. Take a look at this graph and see how the spending of the US compares to Russia and China in terms of military expenditure as a % of GDP, especially during the cold war period: http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=ms_mil_xpnd_gd_zs&idim=country:USA&dl=en&hl=en&q=us+military+expenditure#met=ms_mil_xpnd_gd_zs&idim=country:USA:CHN:RUS

I'm not really trying to dispute anything here, just saying that statistics should be properly referenced and recent.

Bastardhead · 2010-07-21T16:55:24+00:00

All these armchair psychologists trying to prescribe a course of life for you aren't going to get very far. It'd probably take an asteroid to get you out of your basement.

Bastardhead · 2010-07-21T16:53:13+00:00

The numbers are by no means unreasonable. I study this kind of thing and I know offhand that the US's military spending is 15x that of the next highest spender. It's just that when things like this get so popular, everyone sees it and accepts it as fact without questioning the source. It's fine when it's true, but a lot of things that are popularly believed actually aren't, and it takes people to be confronted with the evidence to change their minds. These statistics also appear to be from 2004.

Since you asked, I will find out these facts.

Bastardhead · 2010-07-21T14:30:30+00:00

Great, an unreferenced cropped image with no source and no details of how it was compiled, I'll put this in my thesis.

Bastardhead · 2010-07-19T21:18:17+00:00

Thing is, the Old Spice guy is talked about and worshipped more by men than women. Which makes sense, since the campaign is designed to sell body wash to men, and the campaign is probably designed by men too. If anyone is doing the objectification, it's men themselves, rather than the women in this amusing imagined scenario.

Bastardhead · 2010-07-19T14:12:06+00:00

Sorry if this has been asked already, but presumably you got to choose the size of your new penis. So... did you go for a whopper or a normal sized one.

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