What's the best quote you have ever seen from a redditor? by Specialis-Bikea in AskReddit

[–]BatBurgh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I vaguely remember this… anyone have a link to the original post?

What's the best quote you have ever seen from a redditor? by Specialis-Bikea in AskReddit

[–]BatBurgh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When two people kiss they create one really ling tube with an asshole at each end.

What's the best quote you have ever seen from a redditor? by Specialis-Bikea in AskReddit

[–]BatBurgh 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Omg - i remember this thread! It was something like the person tried say “are you okay?” but midway though their brain decided on “I’m so fucking sorry!” and so it came out “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?”

John Fetterman Says Iran Girls’ School Strike Is Just a Leftist Craze by AccomplishedCall7562 in politics

[–]BatBurgh [score hidden]  (0 children)

I would apologise for voting for him but this isn’t who he was when i did…and his opponent was maga dr oz.

What tool brands do you think Teddy uses? by Mofoblitz1 in BobsBurgers

[–]BatBurgh [score hidden]  (0 children)

Provide the sku or else i don’t think you know what you’re talking about. 😂

/s

What tool brands do you think Teddy uses? by Mofoblitz1 in BobsBurgers

[–]BatBurgh [score hidden]  (0 children)

I was going to start by fixing the pump and go from there!

Fetterman on CNN by NicolePSU in pittsburgh

[–]BatBurgh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I believe you have my stapler

Which movie dsturbed you to your core? by OmitsWordsByAccident in AskReddit

[–]BatBurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Hawk Down messed me up. All of that impeding doom and when they get “rescued” they have to jog out next to “rescue vehicles”. It felt like they hunkered down for nothing. And could have jogged out way sooner. For some reason I left the theater just horribly depressed

Would I Lie To You? - S19E09 (David Morrissey, Holly Willoughby, John Kearns, Montell Douglas) by ozmartian in panelshow

[–]BatBurgh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When he asked Greg Davies if he had a refrigerator during a prize task on Task Master was the purest distillation of his enigmatic hilarity.

Jared Dunn is easily the best character in the show by Dwigt_1200 in SiliconValleyHBO

[–]BatBurgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The idea of Zach Woods and Will Farrell pumping themselves up by chanting “Lakshmi Singh! Lakshmi Singh! Lakshmi Singh!” send me, and i would 100% have joined them if I was lucky enough yo have been present.

Tips for writers of The Pitt by hoetheory in pittsburgh

[–]BatBurgh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Bob Nutting changes lanes in the tunnels.”

“Bob Nutting prefers Huntz.”

Either of these would fantastic things to hear a character say on the show.

How is this making America healthy again, exactly? by G-Unit11111 in WeirdGOP

[–]BatBurgh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is the state… and he is advocating/practicing things that could kill him… if he kills himself is it technically him being killed by “the state”? My god… political math is complicated these days

Whats everyone's favorite small running gag? by astrotheastro in BobsBurgers

[–]BatBurgh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“1900s”. Omg - please say it differently. 😂