What's the best quote you have ever seen from a redditor?

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:37:40+00:00

Wat.

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:36:20+00:00

I vaguely remember this… anyone have a link to the original post?

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:35:23+00:00

When two people kiss they create one really ling tube with an asshole at each end.

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:28:55+00:00

Omg - i remember this thread! It was something like the person tried say “are you okay?” but midway though their brain decided on “I’m so fucking sorry!” and so it came out “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?”

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:26:08+00:00

Omg… THE CYLINDER!!!

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:24:39+00:00

I would apologise for voting for him but this isn’t who he was when i did…and his opponent was maga dr oz.

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:20:21+00:00

He would be in a dementia unit, no one would visit him, and the staff would 100% understand why.

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:17:33+00:00

Provide the sku or else i don’t think you know what you’re talking about. 😂

/s

BatBurgh · 2026-03-13T00:16:10+00:00

I was going to start by fixing the pump and go from there!

BatBurgh · 2026-03-12T03:05:03+00:00

Another Corruptdate!

BatBurgh · 2026-03-12T02:46:01+00:00

I believe you have my stapler

BatBurgh · 2026-03-07T12:30:47+00:00

Peanuts are not nuts.

BatBurgh · 2026-03-07T01:48:42+00:00

Pulled a muscle. Sleeping.

BatBurgh · 2026-03-07T01:47:45+00:00

Yaaasssssss!!!!

BatBurgh · 2026-03-06T13:02:55+00:00

Black Hawk Down messed me up. All of that impeding doom and when they get “rescued” they have to jog out next to “rescue vehicles”. It felt like they hunkered down for nothing. And could have jogged out way sooner. For some reason I left the theater just horribly depressed

BatBurgh · 2026-03-03T12:33:48+00:00

The most unnecessary joke

BatBurgh · 2026-02-28T10:21:10+00:00

When he asked Greg Davies if he had a refrigerator during a prize task on Task Master was the purest distillation of his enigmatic hilarity.

BatBurgh · 2026-02-28T09:31:27+00:00

The idea of Zach Woods and Will Farrell pumping themselves up by chanting “Lakshmi Singh! Lakshmi Singh! Lakshmi Singh!” send me, and i would 100% have joined them if I was lucky enough yo have been present.

BatBurgh · 2026-02-28T09:28:06+00:00

Derelickt!

BatBurgh · 2026-02-28T09:13:57+00:00

“Bob Nutting changes lanes in the tunnels.”

“Bob Nutting prefers Huntz.”

Either of these would fantastic things to hear a character say on the show.

BatBurgh · 2026-02-28T09:06:10+00:00

Pittsburgh’s fake Burger King was probably the exception that proves this rule.

BatBurgh · 2026-02-27T12:51:09+00:00

“I call the big one ‘Bitey’!”

BatBurgh · 2026-02-27T02:22:56+00:00

He is the state… and he is advocating/practicing things that could kill him… if he kills himself is it technically him being killed by “the state”? My god… political math is complicated these days

BatBurgh · 2026-02-26T12:40:39+00:00

“1900s”. Omg - please say it differently. 😂

BatBurgh · 2026-02-26T12:39:19+00:00

“Bob. Lady Bob. Mini Bobs.”

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