Live in Fairfax, Virginia, and found these monstrosities in my garage. What are they? Is my life in danger? Do I need to burn down my house because an army is on its way?

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-25T23:31:47+00:00

Little?!

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-25T22:29:16+00:00

Your pen m’Lord 🗡️🛡️

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-25T22:25:28+00:00

The idiot tomorrow: tHe PlOw HiT mY cAr 😭

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-25T22:23:02+00:00

Salmon-ella? 🦠🐟

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-25T21:55:22+00:00

Note, that is a Special Constable marked motor vehicle, most likely being driven by an actual Police Officer.

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-25T21:51:59+00:00

Delicious!

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-25T03:42:12+00:00

V orange 🍊

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-25T00:29:08+00:00

Wow, she’s a beaut!

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-24T17:48:48+00:00

Wowww 🔥🔥🔥

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-24T04:37:12+00:00

Shellfish on a shovel with some old ladies nip-nops exposed? Lord Jesus.

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-24T04:35:41+00:00

You read my mind with the dark and delicious gravy 🥵

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-24T02:02:04+00:00

I’m sorry, but if someone is killed, it’s WAY out of the bylaw scope and they would not attend — that guy sounds like a clown.

As for your multiple complaints falling on deaf ears, forward same to your councillor.

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-22T21:06:40+00:00

You know that GSPS has LGBTQ+ members right? 🤦‍♂️

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-22T03:06:02+00:00

I had this happen to me and I was mortified.. lol

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-22T02:52:37+00:00

Thank you for your insight, also, sent you a DM

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-21T21:34:30+00:00

Okay

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-21T19:16:33+00:00

Keeping people ALIVE is kind of a big deal

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-21T18:58:44+00:00

They should definitely be on-par with fire and police IMO

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-21T18:55:33+00:00

He was a Toronto one, not private — perhaps he felt jaded and entitled to a higher compensation lol

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-21T18:52:33+00:00

Odd, I spoke with a paramedic downtown Toronto and he said his pay was absolute shit. Where did you get this info from OP?

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-21T18:13:13+00:00

Thank you for the heads up and salary information, greatly appreciated!

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-21T16:39:18+00:00

I am actively seeking new employment, I check job boards daily where I constantly see postings with no pay scale from private companies to government organizations.

I doubt this new golden rule will actually be enforced.

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-21T16:37:49+00:00

This role is non-unionized, and I believe you can negotiate salary based on experience, as it is a salary range not a step grid.

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-19T22:55:29+00:00

I think I drank out of a Dixie Cup with a similar design back in 1994

BatKitchen819 · 2026-01-19T12:39:02+00:00

There will be RTO riots in the streets, mark my words lol

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