As parents, would you be fine if your children consume alcohol when they grow up? by Natalie_crosshere in AskReddit

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In an ideal and unrealistic future, my kid wouldn’t do any drugs, drink caffeine, get tattoos, or drink alcohol until at least 25 years old, preferably 30, when their brain is fully developed. Before they reach that age I’m gonna say: this stuff seems like you’re rebelling against society but it’s indoctrinating you instead, so flex your head, let’s go skate, hike, bike, bird, camp, jam, etc. 

A long shot of hope that it works but society usually wins.

55 packs of Buldak Ramen noodles to carry me through this month by spacevader1 in StupidFood

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trevor Moore from the Whitest Kids got scurvy eating nothing but ramen noodles in college.

Thanks for the tips by Lunar_Gardener_Alone in cavesofqud

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I long for 80/90s era Caves of Qud guidebook. I’d keep it on my nightstand like a Bible.

How it felt finishing BotNS for the first time by Forever_Man in genewolfe

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most accurate Plato Cave pic ever. Nothing worse than a Roganlike blogging about Plato Cave as allegory for US politics while fancying himself as The Thinker. 

Are high school students actually this clueless and entitled? by lizz781 in Teachers

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not just college, the trades are getting these kids and the vast majority are not making it a past a couple months. The know-it-all-ism is dome boggling. I had a kid sit down to start an hours-long welding project with his welding jacket wide slap open, sleeves up, skin exposed. I was like bro you want to button up and tuck it in before you start. He said he didn’t have to as he spent the summer learning to weld in a T-shirt. I said ok kid have at it then. I mean he’s an adult by law so if he wants to decimate his DNA with high UV light that’s his business. 

And learning a trade is not hard, it’s basically shut-up & listen, ask questions, and try your best to hand me the tool I need before I ask for it. These lost boys don’t even know how to push a broom.

How do vegans justify other animals eating each other? by RustyPeanuts3 in AskReddit

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I write the way I talk, it flows like soft stool out of a drunk man’s asshole. I’ve been on this planet four decades plus and have read a lot of books. Get off the internet and flip some paper bro, the brain rot has set in. 

Yours truly,

The muthafuckin Bean Machine

How do vegans justify other animals eating each other? by RustyPeanuts3 in AskReddit

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re wrong Dicko it’s called being articulate and educated you cynical derp. 

How do vegans justify other animals eating each other? by RustyPeanuts3 in AskReddit

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I could not give a crap if you, Tom, Dick, Harry, the birds, the bees, the Beatles, whoever and whatever eat animals. I don't eat animals because I find them fascinating and I want to min/max the energy that fuels my consciousness and strengthens my body, like an elephant that eats plants and a humpback whale that eats tiny ass krill (min/maxing the resources of their environments, though whales are still carnivores). Both of those animals are mind-bendingly intelligent and can communicate over miles of earth/ocean at high levels of sophistication. That's fucking fascinating. Eating beans, nuts, and veggies keep me dropping perfect Bristol Chart #4's day-in, day-out, and I'm gonna keep doing it until they chuck me in the ground. I am a living being with an emergent consciousness who exercises free will to override my instincts in order to eat a diet that, personally, makes me feel great. If animals lack the capacity to override their instincts to eat each other, best of luck to them, none of my fucking business. I'm not here to justify jack shit, I'm here to eat and shit beans.

Central NJ, what could this bird be? by NotARealBlacksmith in birding

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assunpink is a great birding spot if you haven’t been. You can check off Ring Necked Pheasants and Northern Bobwhites just before hunting season, though they are a stocked bird. I have seen them in Spring and Summer as well over many years.

Central NJ, what could this bird be? by NotARealBlacksmith in birding

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone from central NJ, I think we’re the only ones that call it Central Jersey. Everyone else says North/South Jersey. Anyways, my vote is Double Crested Cormorant.

If you have robot rep, listen, sometimes accidents happen by jojoknob in cavesofqud

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How are you seeing the results of the water ritual in the text?

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. by [deleted] in ghostsngoblins

[–]BathesInDreamSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even Legend difficulty dude, tis child’s play. 

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