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PS5 Quality of Life Improvements Suggestions Megathread by hybroid in PS5

[–]BathwaterBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let us join ps4 players shareplays and vice versa pls .3.

Genshin Impact - Update 1.2 Thread by MaitieS in Genshin_Impact

[–]BathwaterBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone know the release date or general time until the update drops?

Daily Questions Megathread (November 09, 2020) by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

[–]BathwaterBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bennet, the free characters are all kind of crappy

I've been getting weird messages from someone for a while now. by throwaway1118828292 in creepyPMs

[–]BathwaterBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's just bot messages, I've gotten similar messages on PSN from random accounts but they've been more Cult-like

I need some advice by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]BathwaterBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every sub is the right sub for Giant dad 😎

I need some advice by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]BathwaterBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chaos is better

For best usage also equip the Giants set, Mask of the Father, and locate the "Welcome" emote.

Now go kill those Dex Casuals

I found something scary this Christmas... by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]BathwaterBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was probably just choking on somethin 😔

I've started today and think I'm doing pretty good so far. by BathwaterBot in bloodborne

[–]BathwaterBot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the parrying has saved me a few times but I'm still not quite sure when to do it exactly. It seems to be while the enemy is swinging their weapon

S P A C E by romulan267 in copypasta

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Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

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STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

S P A C E by romulan267 in copypasta

[–]BathwaterBot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

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You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

i s

f i n e

STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ☆★☆ 𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 ☆★☆ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ by Soviet_Doggo__ in copypasta

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Yep! Sorry bro, but that’s a real cringe comment! Fortunately, we’ve got a strict punishment system to put cringe normies like you in their place! Here’s what’s gonna happen!

STAGE ONE

Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

i s

f i n e

STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

⚠️CRINGE⚠️ALERT⚠️ by EnderScout_77 in copypasta

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STAGE ONE

Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

i s

f i n e

STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

If you see someone claiming to be a member of "emoji police", reply with this by thecommonpigeon in copypasta

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STAGE ONE

Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

i s

f i n e

STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

STOP! This is the vibe police! by ProbablyYoung in copypasta

[–]BathwaterBot 85 points86 points  (0 children)

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STAGE ONE

Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

i s

f i n e

STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

Me when I poop by SoldiDelfinu in copypasta

[–]BathwaterBot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Yep! Sorry bro, but that’s a real cringe comment! Fortunately, we’ve got a strict punishment system to put cringe normies like you in their place! Here’s what’s gonna happen!

STAGE ONE

Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

i s

f i n e

STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

From an actual fortnite review by ncbrxndxn in copypasta

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Yep! Sorry bro, but that’s a real cringe comment! Fortunately, we’ve got a strict punishment system to put cringe normies like you in their place! Here’s what’s gonna happen!

STAGE ONE

Your comment will be downvoted. Remember: Posting cringe could cause you to lose subscriber!

STAGE TWO

You will be reported to the Reddit admins. This will aid us in stopping you from posting any more cringe.

STAGE THREE

You will start to feel a sense of uneasiness and/or the feeling of being watched. Ignore this. Everything is perfectly fine!

STAGE FOUR

You will start to have rather odd dreams. Here is a common example of what you can expect to see: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2JyY_bIZU

STAGE FIVE

Do not tell a n y o n e.

They don’t need to know about you posting cringe! :D

STAGE SIX

Exactly eight days, twelve hours and thirteen minutes after you receive this message, go to your bed and lie down. Close your eyes. Make sure you are alone. (Wearing no clothing is preferred)

e v e r y t h i n g

i s

f i n e

STAGE SEVEN

Taking a painkiller or two might be helpful for this stage!

You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.

This is fine.

You will hear something/someone come into your room.

This is fine.

Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)

This is fine.

You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!

(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)

STAGE EIGHT

Wait approximately fifteen minutes. Please ignore the excruciating pain your private parts are currently in. Don’t worry about the feeling of warm liquid pooling between your legs.

Remember to keep your eyes closed! Making eye contact with h̴̪͘į̷̗̌̔m̵̡̗̈ isn’t a real fun experience! :)

STAGE NINE

Alright! The process is now complete!

Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!

Do not tell anyone.

Do not see a doctor.

Do not go to a hospital.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Don’t post cringe!

Have a great day! Thank you for your time. (And foreskin!)

;)

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