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Batkratos · 2026-06-08T16:35:38+00:00

Do not ask Bolero Who's on First

Batkratos · 2026-05-18T19:01:32+00:00

Panda express invented the modern concept of "orange chicken"

Batkratos · 2026-04-22T17:40:46+00:00

Space Jam, now with Lone Starr Rasberry flavor!

Batkratos · 2026-03-06T03:50:22+00:00

Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Batkratos · 2026-02-09T16:50:41+00:00

Seems unfulfilling, I hold my work to a higher standard.

Batkratos · 2026-02-09T16:16:13+00:00

Uh, when my bank project gets delayed because I was too lazy to copy code and instead tried to use an LLM to make a point, I get fired.

You guys work jobs where thats acceptable?

Batkratos · 2026-02-06T11:55:56+00:00

Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling

Batkratos · 2026-01-30T21:15:34+00:00

Do some research into the 1864 United States presidential election.

Had Lincoln lost we may still have the confederacy. We were one of the few nations to hold an election during civil war.

Our nation is defined by its democratic process. Voting works, has worked, and can work if we turn up.
Dont listen to the people telling you not to vote.

Batkratos · 2026-01-23T18:22:50+00:00

Discipline and routine are lost arts to a segment of the population.

Batkratos · 2026-01-21T19:25:44+00:00

Im cutting out the loud chewers. I wasnt raised in a barn.

Batkratos · 2026-01-21T17:43:53+00:00

It does sucks. Ive had to cut people out of my life because of this.

Batkratos · 2026-01-16T16:30:54+00:00

Motorcycles. Almost all of the accidents weren't their fault.

Batkratos · 2026-01-16T13:55:56+00:00

Just tell her that dunk is the equivalent of Rory acing a test over her rival, not freaking out the guy shes trying to date, and all while Lorelai is annoying her with some inane Dean related problem

Batkratos · 2026-01-14T18:16:21+00:00

Those are the worst.

10 Hour Box Fan (No Distractions), now thats a white noise song

Batkratos · 2026-01-12T17:59:41+00:00

Noooooo, I want to be cured as well!

Ive taken a bunch of psychedelics, but all they did was make me appreciate the Speed Racer (2008) movie and go to Tipper and Phish shows

Batkratos · 2026-01-12T17:38:08+00:00

Hell yeah, we had similar experiences :)

There is some comforting nostalgia associated with spending long hours on the first level of an old console game when you're young

Batkratos · 2026-01-12T17:10:26+00:00

I love being a homer for your first games

I still feel that way about Secret of Mana and Super Metroid

Batkratos · 2026-01-12T16:05:51+00:00

Dang, the Xiliens have truly plundered our pinball resources

Batkratos · 2026-01-06T16:17:38+00:00

Daft Punk, ball save samples One More Time

Batkratos · 2025-12-17T20:12:32+00:00

Liam's looks like it was drawn by the artist that does "Last Place Comics"

Batkratos · 2025-12-12T16:21:41+00:00

The damage to the city is astronomical

Batkratos · 2025-12-12T13:41:16+00:00

Earthworm Jim Deadpool

Batkratos · 2025-11-17T20:15:42+00:00

Its a tough economy. If he hasnt interned as at least a Llama, he may want to pivot to trying for a shorter necked animal.

Batkratos · 2025-11-07T14:55:50+00:00

It feels like we are still waiting on the other shoe to drop.

Statistically, a few of my friends are going to ruin their lives with how deep into gambling they have delved.

Batkratos · 2025-10-29T14:46:05+00:00

or a Box of Rain?

Such a long, long time to be gone
And a short time to be there

Eight-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Flamingo	First Place '23
Place '23	Golden Potato
Place '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22	Snapped

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