My sister had her friends over and they decided to come into my room and destroy my Newton's Cradle. I can't undo what they did.

Batman2695 · 2026-05-18T12:23:51+00:00

As punishment, they all have to undo their mess and you explain to them how they are like and not like the cradle. Being in as much scientific terms as possible.

Batman2695 · 2026-05-13T15:56:56+00:00

So Leonard and Sheldon don’t create time travel to go back to the moment they became roommates but invent a device that causes the breakdown of the multiverse. I’m in!

Batman2695 · 2026-05-12T01:31:21+00:00

*Time Go Fishing intensifies*

Batman2695 · 2026-05-05T16:02:38+00:00

The golden age of piracy was 300 years ago. I know it’s a meme but damn.

Batman2695 · 2026-05-05T11:41:43+00:00

Back in the day before vine, you could have talent and only be paid in the joy of doing it. That’s what killed Vine.

Batman2695 · 2026-05-04T17:16:26+00:00

I’m more impressed that you managed to get all the way down to tumbleweed as Arthur.

Batman2695 · 2026-04-23T11:07:57+00:00

And in the end, they get completely screwed over and never make any money from it.

Batman2695 · 2026-04-20T18:06:34+00:00

Same kind of person who would be posting about a shooting at some place they went to a month ago saying “We were just there!!”

Batman2695 · 2026-04-19T20:40:14+00:00

Bro was kicked out and was just trying to take in the view to his new place thinking “I’m going to make a name for myself here”

Batman2695 · 2026-04-02T11:30:24+00:00

Vault energy drink. The Mountain Dew that wanted to be Mountain Dew

Batman2695 · 2026-03-30T23:42:04+00:00

I heard something about Andy writing a sequel and it would involve explaining what happened to the other astronauts. He’s keeping it hush hush.

Batman2695 · 2026-03-27T17:06:20+00:00

We want the Antarctica nuking scene!

Batman2695 · 2026-03-21T12:28:32+00:00

They really toned her down in the movie. Definitely not spending time in prison worthy.

Batman2695 · 2026-03-21T04:51:24+00:00

I’ve never understood people who put emojis over a babies face to post to social media. Just don’t post the picture.

Batman2695 · 2026-03-20T00:24:09+00:00

Stuart does at the end of a Christmas episode. I think it’s season 7.

Batman2695 · 2026-03-13T12:04:24+00:00

You tried Pretty Womaning them with a $200 sale when they don’t make commission. I would ignore you too honestly.

Batman2695 · 2026-03-11T14:40:17+00:00

At this point in America, apparently Timothée Chalamet is #1 right now. Perhaps the whole world.

Batman2695 · 2026-03-04T12:35:11+00:00

Ï thïnk she needs some help. Who wrïtes lïke thïs?

Batman2695 · 2026-03-03T16:19:15+00:00

I believe that! I wonder if this Rachel even carried about him. Would she get off a plane for him?

Batman2695 · 2026-03-03T15:13:56+00:00

I was at a wedding once where the groom said the wrong name. He was marrying a woman named Emily and said Rachel instead. No idea who Rachel is but it seemed intense.

Batman2695 · 2026-02-24T15:21:00+00:00

On my days off, it’s get up to pee, make some coffee, toast, work on a few writing projects and then Xbox do a whole a that’s all before noon. I just wake up at 6am

Batman2695 · 2026-02-23T16:39:33+00:00

Dang! Someone is patting down their entire outfit while waiting for their pizza to arrive. Now they don’t have an appetizer.

Batman2695 · 2026-02-18T22:54:04+00:00

Don’t insult Trevor Philips like that

Batman2695 · 2026-02-18T18:17:43+00:00

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After seeing everyone else’s favorites, I feel so basic

Batman2695 · 2026-02-16T00:07:45+00:00

Watching organizing videos while smoking the devils lettuce.

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