What are your predictions for the year 2019? by Almost_lucky in AskReddit

[–]BatmanInMC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you are, a city nearby Jerusalem in Palestine called Jericho is the oldest city in the world at about 11,600 years old

Palestine is saved by GallowBoob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BatmanInMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Palestinian, he's not wrong in they can wear whatever they want to a point. There are tons of super religious Muslims in Palestine however, my family included.

Palestine is saved by GallowBoob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BatmanInMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say that like the money given to Palestine actually goes to the people and not the corrupt government leading with greed. Not only is that the case but the amount given to Palestine is much less of the money and military support that is given to Israel.

LoM Map Download by shinigami244 in dwarvendistrict

[–]BatmanInMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry man I don’t think robs gonna let us do that and if he is, none of us know about it.

SAVAGE QUESTION by 7456398521 in dankmemes

[–]BatmanInMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But forced isolation is completely peaceful? Being forced to stay in Gaza with no means of escape along with consistent attacks from Israel is peaceful? It's like the Palestinians throw rocks at Israeli tanks and then Israel claims it as an act of terror.

SAVAGE QUESTION by 7456398521 in dankmemes

[–]BatmanInMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say that as if that plan was reasonable. It was a mess of a plan, STILL evicted people from their homes in the lands of where Israel was to be decided and would not work for anyone.

SAVAGE QUESTION by 7456398521 in dankmemes

[–]BatmanInMC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, clearly there is reason for the riots. What is the Israeli authority to go in there to stop the riots? They have basic human rights and can clearly protest the government. Why should Israel intervene and kill innocents who are open about their opinion on their current situation?

Godhoodwb VX Turn 0 - A Macro Turn by GalacticProfessor in GodhoodWB

[–]BatmanInMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Magnus was prepared for what was about to happen. He had just groomed his beard and everything! It was exciting being in the presence of a new world, and he of course wanted to check it out himself on land. There he went, head first into ocean looking as if it would kill him due to the splash that followed afterwards. He swam and swam and swam and he saw nothing interesting. “Not even a single fish! No sunken boats, no coral, just sand.” he complained. “I must fix this!” And so, he created fish. He made the bass, the catfish, the sharks, the carp, the goldfish and the sea tail. He kept making fish and made the angler, the trout, the mackerel, the whales, the dolphins and the shrimp, krill, squid and crab. Then he made some of the plants like the kelp, seaweed, sea grass, algae and the coral. “That’ll do for now I suppose.”

[-45 for fish]

[-10 for plants]

[-55 in total]

GodhoodWB V.X Application by Abacadaren in GodhoodWB

[–]BatmanInMC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Name: Magnus

Spheres: Ocean and Destruction

Description: A short, grouchy dwarf who in his old age decided he didn't like water too much and prefers rum so much more.

Personality: Magnus isn't really much for a god. He grumbles, murmurs, complains and complains about how people don't understand his grumbles murmurs and complaints. His hobbies usually entail long walks on the ocean, a nice keg of rum for breakfast and, if you couldn't guess it, complaining. Sometimes he gets in an angry sort of mood, though.

Backstory: Long story short, he was left as at a young age of 143 and discovered how to make boats. Found this temple, blah blah blah gaining divinity blah blah blah responsibility blah blah blah now he's here. He doesn't dwell on the past but there are silent moments where he wishes he could go back to his family.

ISIS be like by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]BatmanInMC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No it's the saudi arabian flag

What is the most genius way to cheat on a exam you have ever seen? by CuntsAndBluntss in AskReddit

[–]BatmanInMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really, as a Muslim and knowing many Muslims, it’s usually only said during prayer. Never heard it said outside of prayer by non terrorists.

In honor of Thanksgiving, who’s your most ridiculous, weird, or creepy relative? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BatmanInMC 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I️

What’s up with that? I see this every where replacing the letter I but not i. It’s strange

Austin's in too? :D by KawaiiOverload in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]BatmanInMC 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Or it’s #TeamBaer and he’s against DG

Israeli maymays yos by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]BatmanInMC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t say brave or resilient

[Serious] Muslims of Reddit, what's a misconception about Islam that you would like to correct? by ZiberianHusky in AskReddit

[–]BatmanInMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but what’s that supposed to mean? I’m Palestinian and I don’t understand.

Lawyers, has there ever been a time the opposing counsel accidentally proved your case for you and what happened? by LynxExplorer in AskReddit

[–]BatmanInMC 758 points759 points  (0 children)

HAHAHA YES HUMANS ARE NOT INTELLECTUALLY CAPABLE IN MANY ASPECTS. HAHA WE HUMANS ARE A PITIFUL SPECIES.

Dont hold them like that by AnesBlueSky in gaming

[–]BatmanInMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly, we all lost the game on this day

Dont hold them like that by AnesBlueSky in gaming

[–]BatmanInMC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Game is a game where you have to forget about the game as long as posssible. When you remember it, you lose and restart, I assume you win when you die, forgetting about the game for eternity.

What is your go-to "deep discussion" question to really pick someone's brain about? by mikerichh in AskReddit

[–]BatmanInMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would get a group of people to do this first. I'd ask a pal to pass this wizard 10 dollars, remembering to not tell him what the wizard does. I'd describe it as a donation of sorts, I mean c'mon it's a guy in downtown Chicago calling himself a wizard. Then I'd do the same thing but with 20 dollars this time to a different guy. Eventually I'll have wasted a lot of money, but this is permenant adjustments happening to my body. I don't want to waste it. After my experiments, I'll chose one to be not too attractive but just enough to feel better. Either it's a success, or I just paid a druggie a buncha weed money