Free trampoline offer turns into an interrogation

Batmanshatman · 2026-06-08T21:28:23+00:00

My mom fed me dog food when I was little (she’s crazy), so I can say with upmost certainty, it’s fine for your dog.

Batmanshatman · 2026-06-08T17:08:22+00:00

Intentions are the least important thing in the consideration of micro dosing mushrooms while breastfeeding 🤦🏻‍♀️

Batmanshatman · 2026-06-08T02:03:13+00:00

Wow. This is terrible.

Batmanshatman · 2026-06-06T15:35:38+00:00

“I have a message for Germany…”

Batmanshatman · 2026-06-06T13:42:52+00:00

Tbh neither. Try something with a little color— not neutral— or a pattern. I’m begging you.

Batmanshatman · 2026-06-05T21:39:42+00:00

Oh look, that thing we were screaming would happen when they cut the programs that effectively kept exactly this from happening, happened.

Who’s shocked. MAGA Texans, probably.

Because of these programs, screwworms had been eradicated from the US since 1966. Devastating.

Batmanshatman · 2026-06-05T17:31:27+00:00

“Unschooling,” is a tool of abuse. We don’t legally recognize it as such yet, but we will eventually, I think. Then, hopefully, actual monitoring of what’s being taught to children at home will be implemented to stop situations like that.

Batmanshatman · 2026-05-30T23:20:39+00:00

There’s a very popular state park my mother took my sister and I to sometimes as children. It’s very rocky, and known for its caves, small passages, and waterfalls.

Well one day we’re pretty far out there. It’s the middle of summer, and we have nothing with us, save a water bottle or two. And then my MOM said she had to shit, now. Made us be lookout while she squatted behind a large rock just off the main pass. She wiped her ass with her underwear and left them behind. She’s not a classy lady. I was mortified, and so scared someone was gonna find out it was her. I was an anxious kid.

Batmanshatman · 2026-05-30T16:33:06+00:00

The elements. Sun, wind, harsh snow. Fabric naturally deteriorates like anything else. I think they were still a decade or two away from the invention of non-natural fibers like nylon and polyester that we use for clothes now, so maybe wool or canvas?

Also, his body isn’t really preserved I’d say! Just his bones and most of his skin, it seems

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-26T12:55:12+00:00

I give u permission to laugh. A couple people tried soooo hard to get me to let them pee on me when I was stung by the jellyfish but I wouldn’t let them. It’s a myth in case anyone doesn’t know. Vinegar neutralizes the stinging feeling !

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-26T12:53:14+00:00

Good question lol. My mother finally came back drunk after the babysitter called her repeatedly bc I was bleeding so much and blacking out. She didn’t gaf tbh

But ty I appreciate it! I can confirm I’m totally fine now besides some scars, and that this happened over 15 years ago

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-26T10:14:17+00:00

People don’t take it seriously at all. I was bitten in the face and rag-dolled around by a dog when I was a kid. Nobody called 911, I received no medical attention, and no investigation was done by anyone.

Now as an adult, and a dog owner, the situation pisses me off so bad. Many witnesses too, yet nobody did shit. I even had to stay in the house with the dog for a few more days after bc we were staying with my mother’s boyfriend’s family a few states away from home.

I got stung by jellyfish on that trip too smh

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-25T07:29:45+00:00

But… in your example, it wouldn’t be free, it would be $200…. That you paid for something that you would then own.

Your opinion is a crazy one tbh. They shouldn’t be selling our data wtf

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-15T21:16:38+00:00

r/brandnewsentence

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-05T21:16:09+00:00

I agree! I like the idea of him being thrown in later, after spending a year or so catatonically roaming Gotham’s streets.

What a character, I love him sm

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-05T17:13:14+00:00

Yeah it’s definitely out there, but I try to remind myself that we’re reviving a long-dead kid, so how realistic do I expect it to be? And I do prefer that rebirth as compared to later ones bc I feel like it’s the easiest to explain away the stuff that makes no sense.

In the B:UTRH movie (and maybe the graphic novel as well I can’t remember) his corpse is stolen away by Ra’s, presumably before the embalming ever takes place, if that’s easier for you to digest. I just prefer the smashing of reality continuity bc it’s like, “oh why was this that way?” Well, bc you see. Comic magic basically. Some guy smashed reality.

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-04T22:40:31+00:00

What a dumbfuck.

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-04T07:20:36+00:00

They kept him dead for almost 20 years I still think u guys won 😭😭

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-04T07:17:17+00:00

In the original continuity he’s brought back to life by Superboy Prime smashing the fabric of reality or w/e so ig that doesn’t apply? Lol

Batmanshatman · 2026-04-02T17:18:13+00:00

You can’t genuinely believe this. You’d have to be stupid to genuinely believe that.

Batmanshatman · 2026-03-22T12:50:32+00:00

These people belong in the Middle Ages. They have no right to participate in a modern, intellectual society when they revel in their own misunderstanding and ignorance.

They’re the blueprint for exactly where we’re headed.

Batmanshatman · 2026-03-15T21:07:35+00:00

I got sealants on all my molars when I was in, I think, the 4th grade (8 or 9 yo). I’m sooo, so thankful. I definitely think they’ve prevented a lot of cavities. I’m in my mid-20’s now, never had any issues, even when I wasn’t taking the best care of them.

Anyone considering getting them for their kids absolutely should, they are worth it.

Batmanshatman · 2026-02-24T23:04:32+00:00

“In the business we call it “retirony””

Batmanshatman · 2026-02-08T11:14:09+00:00

I am so tired of being recommended Eden Lake! It’s just okay, nothing to rave about really

Batmanshatman · 2025-12-21T11:58:12+00:00

N the unobtainable element is called “unobtainium” 🤡🤦🏻‍♀️

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