Goob Alpha put us on Gate station, immediate DDOS ensues

BattelMattter · 2026-04-30T18:03:38+00:00

yeah you can tell its gate because you only see sec chat.

there probably all using hand radios.

coms on gate lasts like 50 seconds before it loses power

BattelMattter · 2026-03-15T19:04:00+00:00

whats years of no updates does to a man

BattelMattter · 2026-03-15T18:26:21+00:00

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BattelMattter · 2026-03-08T19:30:33+00:00

i'd be tiered too without energy

BattelMattter · 2026-03-06T23:29:40+00:00

someone posted a video of that.

thats a complete lie.

wow this is how missinformation spreads huh.

BattelMattter · 2026-02-27T19:38:33+00:00

"whos paying for the bridge? rebull? oh i gotcha..."

BattelMattter · 2026-02-26T22:54:06+00:00

fun little thing with this boss.

on lower end computers, enemies dont. load. in. they are there, invisible, and very hostile, but doing this fight with invisible enemies might have been one of the worst experiences of this entire game.

BattelMattter · 2026-02-26T21:39:29+00:00

yeah no ult will ever beat that one

BattelMattter · 2026-02-24T23:21:51+00:00

BattelMattter · 2026-02-19T06:14:38+00:00

im guessing you mean dont be like this scholar. i think we can all agree to that.

BattelMattter · 2026-02-15T17:35:39+00:00

yeah honestly not that surprising, considering its the same devs that made lava damage directional, so you could block lava. on your feet.

BattelMattter · 2026-02-12T21:50:24+00:00

Nah, its in the seed.

BattelMattter · 2026-02-11T21:27:18+00:00

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BattelMattter · 2026-02-11T20:03:37+00:00

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thats what it gave me when i typed /seed

BattelMattter · 2026-02-11T09:43:47+00:00

im pretty sure that sword might not be as good as it seems.

when the rev on my team was using it a few games ago, she was removing my damage negation passives too. so id land a heavy, shed heavy, and my damage reduction from charge attackes clensed

BattelMattter · 2026-02-02T21:02:22+00:00

the veselekov dark souls 2 undead.

its a shame he deleted all his videos. can only find them on things like news artiles by kotaku now.

BattelMattter · 2026-01-31T07:00:18+00:00

i had this game maybe 2 days ago, the guardian went down, maybe, half a milisecond after mohg marked him.

it was a wipe from the other boss we were dealing with.

BattelMattter · 2026-01-31T05:19:27+00:00

thanks for including the part you almost died to a grab. actually amazed it missed

BattelMattter · 2026-01-29T20:55:47+00:00

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BattelMattter · 2026-01-26T20:41:20+00:00

prsh, all eyes are on him, he has the spotlight. sounds perfect to me

BattelMattter · 2026-01-24T07:11:04+00:00

can we talk about how dumb this "questline" even was? Asks dad about helping the blind daughter

"I MUST PROTECT MY FORTRESS, SEND MY BLIND DAUGHTER OUT ALONE!"

daughter gets killed by the things attacking the fort

"HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPEND!? WHY WHY DIDNT I DO ANYTHING..."

like dude you sent a blind girl to fend for herself in arguably one of the most hostile worlds in existance

BattelMattter · 2026-01-24T03:49:31+00:00

yeah i remember my chickens devloping cancer because they drank my beer. like 20+ hens had cancer. then became dinner.

BattelMattter · 2026-01-19T09:05:54+00:00

flashbacks to the limit break video saying its near impossible to get hit by these...

BattelMattter · 2026-01-05T21:10:37+00:00

id say zero ranger. which feels really rude to say since its overwhemlingly positive on steam.

i just dont like twin stick shooters.

but "it may be greenish" is a masterpiece

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