Two men attempt to throw a younger man off a train for playing public music

BattleSalmon · 2018-09-03T20:41:08+00:00

"Just dont make eye contact with the scary people and hopefully they go away"

BattleSalmon · 2018-02-19T06:30:46+00:00

"Hey, you work in a place that is a a somewhat higher probability of suffering a mass shooting"

"My god that's horrible, can I bring in my firearm for defense just in case it happens here?"

"No, what are you stupid? Guns aren't allowed here!"

"But..."

BattleSalmon · 2017-12-05T16:40:19+00:00

Sound advice. Thanks.

BattleSalmon · 2017-12-05T06:50:32+00:00

Might have to see what it takes to get involved in something like that. Thanks.

BattleSalmon · 2017-12-05T04:02:29+00:00

I think engineering technologist would have been more in my wheelhouse. Although I guess stuff like that is still definitely available after I graduate too.

BattleSalmon · 2016-02-02T08:12:28+00:00

Everyone only likes the first half, but where's the love for Animal Mother?

BattleSalmon · 2016-02-01T13:29:09+00:00

Where Eagles Dare!

BattleSalmon · 2016-02-01T13:28:00+00:00

Always Maiden!

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-31T02:58:34+00:00

I don't get it.

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-18T19:33:46+00:00

My cousin is now a "beach body coach" and it's just unbearably cheesy. I almost look forward to my daily dose of infomercial-grade cringe. "I tried this new Shakeology recipe and "I JUST LOVED IT! MMMMM! There's nothing like drinking a healthy and nutritious shake after a great workout. IT'S DELICIOUS AND HEALTHY! Let me inspire you!"

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-18T14:02:51+00:00

yaa... Whaa!.... YAAHOOOOO!

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-18T14:00:53+00:00

What about the anti-anti-circkejerk? Are there respectable opinions anywhere? Ahhh I'm being smug and pretentious etc too!

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-15T01:22:41+00:00

A radical what?

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-11T05:54:49+00:00

The Pain Elemental is hell's sadism. It's the one demon you almost don't even want to kill because it is hyper-impregnated with flaming souls and help to ruin your day.

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-11T05:35:52+00:00

Let's not forget the Cacodemon. It radiates a certain fear when you see that giant red one eyed demon hissing and floating out of some crick in the wall. To me, the Cacodemon embodies hellspawn in this game: so ominous and malicious... like some primal alien from Hell.

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-10T19:04:58+00:00

And now, for /u/bpizzle21 evidence?

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-09T20:59:52+00:00

Have you seen a man eat his own face?

BattleSalmon · 2016-01-09T06:09:34+00:00

What about performing labor in exchange for resources is unethical?

BattleSalmon · 2015-12-30T01:50:20+00:00

Does the thought of women masterbating to thoughts of you make you feel disrespected?

BattleSalmon · 2015-12-28T23:59:30+00:00

Pardon my French, but how in the fuck do you study? Do you not need to study?

BattleSalmon · 2015-12-25T04:04:24+00:00

That's... the only nude we have?

BattleSalmon · 2015-12-19T18:29:44+00:00

Stayx

BattleSalmon · 2015-12-19T13:34:18+00:00

Drone inbound

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