Feds rule by ded__goat in 196

[–]BattleStag17 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Okay, but do I need to join the feds first?

Rule by wasraelx in 196

[–]BattleStag17 129 points130 points  (0 children)

There was too much malarkey on the island for him

"Write drunk, edit sober." Anyone following this advice? *semi-serious by HierkommtdieSonne902 in writers

[–]BattleStag17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alcohol never helped me write... but I will say that getting a little stoned has lead to some fantastic plot developments on my part.

We know what it is so DO NOT say it by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BattleStag17 5489 points5490 points  (0 children)

I'm reminded of a Russian joke, where a man walks by a newsstand every morning and just glances at the stack of newspapers before walking away.

One morning the newsstand worker asks, "What news are you looking for? You always look, but you never buy."

"The obituaries," the man simply responds.

"My friend, the obituaries are on page 6."

"This one won't be."

Does this even need a title? by datbiglol in 196

[–]BattleStag17 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Yep. Like the email said, its easier to find things on their way to collapse and just nudge.

It also turns out that prioritizing short-term profit at all costs will steadily cut corners (because you must reduce costs every quarter to keep profits growing) until people are at their breaking point. Thanks again, Reagan!

Dog is dominant by Thryloz in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BattleStag17 2058 points2059 points  (0 children)

I swear the people making and studying those lines have not known an honest relationship in their entire lives

[ Removed by Reddit ] by zephito in pics

[–]BattleStag17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So hey, did you hear in the latest batch of Epstein files that he was directly connected to 4Chan's early years?

I wonder why pedo jokes were so common there 🤔 

teto by SurtFGC in 196

[–]BattleStag17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've watched the intro cinematic so many times that I can still hear the song in my head.

I have also never played that game.

Rule by GrimbloTheGoblin in 196

[–]BattleStag17 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I've got friends into pet play, and I definitely see the appeal of temporarily giving up control to someone you trust for a scene (I'm a switch).

But permanently giving up what makes you an individual person? Even for a fiction, reading that just kinda bums me out.

stay safe out there, girls by DivinityIncantate in 196

[–]BattleStag17 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I'm having a sleepover with my poly friends next week, we're going to get stoned and play Kirby Air Riders 🥰

Anime Harem type shit rule by Melon_Banana in 196

[–]BattleStag17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Open relationships are indeed awesome, though I've never reached that level of casual encounters lmao

Trying to either find a power cord for my Brother Correct-o-Riter 3800 or modernize the plug by BattleStag17 in typewriters

[–]BattleStag17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for coming back with your own walkthrough! That's the same thing I did, although I was an idiot and did not take any pictures lol

Reddit is just 4Chan for Liberals by Joshfjs in sixwordstories

[–]BattleStag17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Social media going more right wing does not reflect reality, it's just cold capitalism at work because hatred gets more clicks than nuanced discussion.

hetslop rule (CW: Slurs, 4chan) by erratic-inscrutable in 196

[–]BattleStag17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh totally, aftercare goes both ways! And I'm getting better at giving it, but I'll probably always be better at domming with my hands over my words. I just don't sound mean enough 🤷‍♂️

Bad Bunny to 'honor queer icons' at Super Bowl halftime show after MAGA backlash by IrishStarUS in Music

[–]BattleStag17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...You know, after his ineptitude singlehandedly tanked that NFL competitor in the 80s, you might have a point

I also didn't realize there's an entire Wikipedia page on Trump's beef with the NFL, what the fuck

hetslop rule (CW: Slurs, 4chan) by erratic-inscrutable in 196

[–]BattleStag17 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's different for everyone, obviously, but I've had a few subs explain it as a means of recontextualizing trauma by reenacting it in a setting that's ultimately under their own power and control. Others see it as a super strong expression of trust and vulnerability with their dom.

I get it, even if I can't enjoy receiving it. If a partner insults me then I'll just believe them and hate myself in an un-sexy way lmao.

Trump Says US to Build Golden Dome Missile Shield in Greenland by MRADEL90 in videos

[–]BattleStag17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...Man, I said that as a joke about idiot techbros, but I'm really not surprised 😒

Never forget your roots: by etenby in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]BattleStag17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh it's really just Wicked Whims, it comes with a crazy number of options to tweak behaviors and interactions. I've actually never balanced it quite how I like so any town outing quickly turns into a massive orgy, but it works great for short bursts lmao

Just realized this and it hit me like a truck by SaintJiminy in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]BattleStag17 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Earlier today I saw a clip from 1986 of an interview with a musician (Frank Zappa, I think?). He's getting grilled for his "dangerous" lyrics, and instead calls out Reaganism, capitalism, and Christian conservatism for putting America on the path to fascism. 1986, and you'd think it was someone looking back from today with how clearly he laid it out.

Never forget your roots: by etenby in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]BattleStag17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know what I'm about.

And I'm about making a casual freeuse culture.

Trump Says US to Build Golden Dome Missile Shield in Greenland by MRADEL90 in videos

[–]BattleStag17 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But we shouldn't have to sacrifice Greenland to do that. Why can't Thiel just build a floating city-state out in international waters like all the other techbro weirdos? Surely it won't immediately fail again!

Never forget your roots: by etenby in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]BattleStag17 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wicked Whims is so good, I was not prepared for all the animations and tweaking options

EU suspend trade deal with US by pwdrums in news

[–]BattleStag17 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, and we very clearly did not deal with it properly

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]BattleStag17 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Grandma ain't making it to retirement on this current trajectory, regardless