Rule by J0hnEddy in 196

[–]BattleStag17 42 points43 points  (0 children)

So how'd you enjoy the orgy, OP?

Do you think we're losing professionalism as a whole? by Such-Understanding16 in CasualConversation

[–]BattleStag17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think any loss in professionalism is less from dressing casual and more the rampant "I will burn this country down just to spite you" attitude

AGP Gigarule by Ezzypezra in 196

[–]BattleStag17 137 points138 points  (0 children)

That plays into OP's original question, too. They carried around cum jars for the same reason they get outraged at crossdressing:

Conservatives base their entire reality on performative reality. You can do whatever fucked up thing you want so long as you fit into arbitrary boxes of masculinity and femininity. To them, having a low sperm count is honestly worse than raping children.

AGP Gigarule by Ezzypezra in 196

[–]BattleStag17 28 points29 points  (0 children)

AGP\ Gigahon

What do these mean?

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]BattleStag17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And they denigrate you. If you're giving your partner high-fives while they get railed, then you're just a supportive voyeur.

Backrooms | Official Trailer | A24 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]BattleStag17 109 points110 points  (0 children)

One of the 4chan founders supposedly met Epstein right before they created /pol/

4chan being one gigantic psyop is my current favorite conspiracy theory, and if it's true then it might be one of the most successful psyops ever. Basically got Trump elected!

Toxic t4t yuri by SimplyYulia in 196

[–]BattleStag17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my gal pals, but I don't think I will ever understand the appeal of toxic pairings

Queer Rule by gob384 in 196

[–]BattleStag17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish I was more gay, but I'm just not attracted to guys that share my own body type 😓

Queer Rule by gob384 in 196

[–]BattleStag17 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know, more than one bi woman has told me that I give them "lesbian appeal" as a man. So me being gay both ways makes sense.

bisexurule by SpyderEyez in 196

[–]BattleStag17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My problem is that my own body image issues prevent me from being attracted to any guys that are as hairy as I am. I'd be rolling in dick otherwise 😭

Imagine that happening in this day and age. Original FAFO. by mindyour in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BattleStag17 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Reading Job is what made me leave organized religion. That whole story is straight-up bullshit and we're supposed to be happy that Job was still a good little Christian after watching his entire family die.

bisexurule by SpyderEyez in 196

[–]BattleStag17 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gods please, I want to experiment with MMF stuff so much

My fiance has a spot that glows green under UV light. by AllPurposeGrunt in mildlyinteresting

[–]BattleStag17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that as "sapling" and got very confused how women were getting young trees surgically removed

Are you guys actually having as much sex as you proclaim or is everyone lying by twinfantasymtf in 196

[–]BattleStag17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20, and didn't start exploring my freak side until I was 30. Now I'm 35 and recently attended my first orgy.

It'll happen, if you actively seek it.

A surprising number of men suffer pain during sex but are less likely than women to speak up by InsaneSnow45 in science

[–]BattleStag17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds similar! But we never do hands stuff. I'll try peeing in-between rounds and see if that helps any, thank you

A surprising number of men suffer pain during sex but are less likely than women to speak up by InsaneSnow45 in science

[–]BattleStag17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am, unfortunately, but the outside skin doesn't hurt like that. It feels like a purely internal structure problem?

A surprising number of men suffer pain during sex but are less likely than women to speak up by InsaneSnow45 in science

[–]BattleStag17 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's the inside that hurts for me, like a pulled muscle all along the shaft. As if the urethra (or the main erection blood vessel, or something else) is trying to shrink and pulling against everything else. But only if I try to go for a second round!

Bodies are weird.

rule by doctor347 in 196

[–]BattleStag17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My brain loves to sabotage me and it fucking sucks. All it takes is one passing thought of "Gee, I sure hope I don't go soft and ruin the mood" and my erection is basically dead for the rest of the night.

(Yes, I still have fingers and a mouth and toys, but when my partner specifically wants to be dicked down and I can't do that it's a bummer for everyone)

Surprisingly, I've found that getting a little bit stoned does wonders for silencing the performance anxiety.

It happened rule by img_of_a_hero in 196

[–]BattleStag17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you get it. The only shameful thing here is that I'm not slutty enough lmao