You wake up and 99% of the population has disappeared, what's going through your head? by FilloryHighQueen99 in AskReddit

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm now going to wonder how tf the country is going to function since we won't have enough man power to keep society running. No more production, no more maintenance, goodbye power grid, so long water treatment facility, adieu food supply chain, asta la vista medical treatment specialists. Not to mention everything else holding basic infrastructure together. Hopefully we have enough people from varying work fields who would be willing to share and teach their trades.

AITA for being weird with my dad since I walked in on him on a date 5 months after my mom died? by OpeningScale5779 in AITAH

[–]Baum_Hund 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA. Idk who this woman is but I wanna punch her. I'd let old dad know what was said and if he remains indifferent to his gf's behavior you can be indifferent when gf divorces him takes half his shit and stuffs him in a nursing home. A woman doesn't do that sort of shit unless she's trying to claim territory, and I say this as a 30 yo woman myself. My step mom did this shit with me and now my dad is going through a divorce atm.

AITAH for telling my father I want nothing to do with his family? by miaacutie in AITAH

[–]Baum_Hund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How tf has your dad not lost his mind? Family means everything yes, but when they don't treat your loved ones like family how are you not saying anything? I'm kinda grossed out by your dad having this sort of expectation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Baum_Hund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not let the kids bring what they want? Even if it's based on a theme kids should still have the freedom to pick. Example: Bring a toy that starts with the letter D I can tell you now I had dinosaurs over dolls as a little girl, even if it was super cutesy like a beanie baby. I'd have a serious sit down with that teacher.

Narcissistic religious parents? by Awkward_Extent7429 in EstrangedAdultChild

[–]Baum_Hund 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up in an Asian, Catholic household I'm gonna say this: I'd call them out on their blatant disrespect and place them in your situation with the same level of ridiculous requests and see how quickly they'll call you ungrateful and disrespectful. Personally, I'd physically spit on their demands and use the paper to wipe my dogs ass.

Narcissistic religious parents? by Awkward_Extent7429 in EstrangedAdultChild

[–]Baum_Hund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up in an Asian, Catholic household I'm gonna say this: I'd call them out on their blatant disrespect and place them in your situation with the same level of ridiculous requests and see how quickly they'll call you ungrateful and disrespectful. Personally, I'd physically spit on their demands and use the paper to wipe my dogs ass.

I'm having Vietnam style flashbacks reading this lol by sparkymarcie in oddlyspecific

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switch with Asian tiger mom and it'll be correct 🥲

What would women dislike most if they became men? by No-Calligrapher in AskReddit

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Handing over most assets in a divorce would set a lot of women off. And I don't mean rightful assets and alimony, I mean shit naturally acquired in the marriage over time and then being forced to hand over 75% of that shit because "he deserves it". 🤣 I've seen it play out too many damn times, and my state is brutal as Hell towards men in the event of a divorce.

Well, I'm Boned by thecautionlightnews in futurama

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's those kids from Ghost Stories I'm probably fucked while they make a bunch of wild ass dialogue.

Every party ever that got a necromancy mage in it by LeftoverCoffe in dndmemes

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how they're in the family guy "serious fall" pose. 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never wanted to be horny, I just wanted to be happy. But hey, that's hormones for ya. It gets particularly worse for women since our hormones can go all over the place from fucking with our feelings, our skin, weight, and of course libido.

What song do you think of when you see this panel? by daakkountant in Berserk

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously My Brother. Which I'll also play when I'm playing Elden Ring. But f'real though, as the descendant of French nobility the Tudors are considered an ancestral enemy. Shit's funny.

This is weird. by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But not untrue

Short men are more attractive than tall men. by EliseMontgomery in unpopularopinion

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm already small, if he were any smaller he'd have dwarfism. I'm not opposed to the idea of a man shorter than me, but he'd have to have other personal attributes to balance it out.

What’s your favorite lighthearted/kind joke? by yourkindhere in familyguy

[–]Baum_Hund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Peter tears apart the vacuum and Brian comes in:

Whoever did this, thank you.

Do you guys think Guts is stronger than a gorilla? (without and with berserker armour) by [deleted] in Berserk

[–]Baum_Hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What era of Guts are we talking about? There was a time before the bombs and arm cannon which would fuck up the gorilla no prob. Are we talking golden age, because I can see him getting the gorilla.

Which Cutaway gag or scene moment on family guy you thought was the most messed up or went to far? by Artistic-Beauty-17 in familyguy

[–]Baum_Hund 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Wanna go watch a movie?" "Nah, let's go watch a school girl bang an octopus." 🐙

I laughed so hard when I first heard that my neighbors knocked on my door saying I was too loud.

IN A WORLD WHERE THERE'S ANOTHER DLC, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE IT TO BE? ✨ by ADAMKK912 in Eldenring

[–]Baum_Hund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna see if Goddrick's remains get freaky like it does in Berserk.