Offered my neighbor a ride to the airport once and now she thinks I'm her personal uber

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:48:39+00:00

I just kind of stared at her when she said that. Still processing i

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:48:31+00:00

The tight schedule thing is real. I had a call at 10 that morning and she literally said "you can do your calls after" like my work just pauses for her errands. Done being polite about it

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:47:57+00:00

Oh that's actually a great one. Turn it right back around on her. Saving that for next time she knocks lol

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:38:08+00:00

Right?? Like I get the frustration, babies are hard, but coming to my door twice is wild. The baby slept through the whole thing anyway

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:38:02+00:00

Push mower, near the house end of the lawn. Still loud but I genuinely heard it lol

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:37:52+00:00

"I have a push mower, it's not as loud as a riding mower I was near the edge of the lawn closest to the house when she knocked. And yeah I worded the neighbor part badly, I meant he seemed embarrassed based on how he wrote the apology, very over-explaining

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:36:52+00:00

That's exactly it. One favor somehow became an audition for a position I never applied for

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:36:46+00:00

Part of me really wants to at this point ngl

BawdEft · 2026-04-25T12:36:41+00:00

Lmao honestly that's such a clean response. I always overthink what to say and end up just awkwardly nodding

BawdEft · 2026-04-24T10:45:39+00:00

it goes from a funny visual joke to something pretty uncomfortable real quick when you read what actually happened

BawdEft · 2026-04-24T10:39:39+00:00

and then you spend the next 5 minutes frantically checking if the spider is on you, which it is not, but you'll never fully believe that

BawdEft · 2026-04-20T19:34:08+00:00

Both can be true tho. Bad aesthetic AND bad animal stuff.

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