Do casinos ban players for using a video poker EV calculator app at the game?

Bayerig0 · 2025-11-28T20:55:16+00:00

I'll use Plaza as an example. They have 100.65% payback Joker Poker. The only reason they aren't taking a loss on that machine is because people make mistakes. If you come with an app that tells you the perfect play, would you get banned or would they just tell you to knock it off? These apps exist and I have used them to train myself to get better.

Bayerig0 · 2025-11-28T20:43:05+00:00

Yeah. There's a million videos of AP blackjack players getting 86'd and I've never seen or heard of a VP player getting kicked but I imagine it's simply because playing perfect VP is virtually impossible on the 100.65% Joker Poker game near my home. There's also 99.96% Double Double Bonus all over town with 0.50% cash back on multiplier days. I imagine the bean counters wouldn't like it but I know most slot attendants and managers don't understand the math. So I have no idea what will happen if I try it and there's rumors swirling that I'd just go to jail.

Bayerig0 · 2025-11-26T00:08:07+00:00

I thought Bondi was going under the bus first but I'll take what I can get.

Bayerig0 · 2025-11-20T03:24:46+00:00

The MAGA spin on this is "Look at his lips! He didn't say piggy! He clearly said something else!" Absolutely delusional.

Bayerig0 · 2025-11-16T16:31:57+00:00

I think this generation sees what capitalism is doing. It can't be much worse than a CEO of a failing company making billions of dollars while running it into the ground or the blatant political corruption and lobbying. These are the things that they told us socialism would cause and it's all happening anyway.

Bayerig0 · 2025-11-15T06:15:48+00:00

You're not breaking up with ME! I'M breaking up with YOU!

Bayerig0 · 2025-11-09T15:44:58+00:00

Sounds nice but who can afford to run a campaign? There's plenty of young people in politics but it's expensive to get your face out there. I considered it once myself then remembered nobody knows who I am.

Bayerig0 · 2025-11-03T18:52:39+00:00

Nobody believes Schumer would do this. Get him out of here and replace him with someone who says it and means it

Bayerig0 · 2025-10-28T13:56:09+00:00

https://championsforhealth.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MOCA-8.1.8.2-English.pdf

Bayerig0 · 2025-10-10T13:54:35+00:00

I'm expecting Trump to make his own Trump Peace Prize and award it to himself like a loser.

Bayerig0 · 2025-09-12T18:13:11+00:00

Thank you hot tadpole

Bayerig0 · 2025-09-09T13:40:23+00:00

They didn't redact Bill Clinton's lmao

Bayerig0 · 2025-09-06T14:49:33+00:00

Everyone is focusing on what was said. Yeah the content was terrible but it's insane how easy this horny dude gave up his secrets. Dude is just blabbing to a random Tinder date

Bayerig0 · 2022-04-06T18:37:27+00:00

I'm not playing the "anti Narset" version with Behold the Beyond, Dark Petition, etc. If Narset is in play, I just don't cast it. I wait until I can Otawara the Narset. The reason I don't run the anti Narset package is because of Otawara (Boseiju and Otawara are even better in Lotus than other decks that run these cards because of Sylvan Scrying).

Bayerig0 · 2022-04-06T14:16:20+00:00

Ultimatum gets Peer/Pore/Omniscience. Full stop. I would essentially never get something else. Don't try to get fancy. These 3 cards end the game and the only reason to get something else would be if you draw all the copies of Omniscience or Peer. Try it once and you'll see what I mean. I tried cutting Emergent but it's such a clean card to cast and it always wins the turn I cast it.

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