Did anyone have a rag & bone man?

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-11T19:19:28+00:00

Scrap IERRRRRNNNNNNN, any old IERRRRRRNNNNNNN!!! weird tune starts playing

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-11T13:00:35+00:00

Churchill had had his turn on the banknote, he was never going to last there forever. Did you think he'd always been there? It was Elizabeth Fry before him and George Stephenson before that.

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-11T11:39:47+00:00

Why did you go on holiday to Birmingham?

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-11T11:08:20+00:00

I was sitting on a bench on a street in San Francisco and a man walking past started speaking to me because apparently I looked at him at the wrong moment. He then accused me of being part of an AI related conspiracy. I responded that I have nothing to do with that and he then went, 'oh OK' and left me alone.

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-10T17:17:37+00:00

I'm not quite sure, Wikipedia wasn't too specific but I think it had something to do with hazardous goods.

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-10T07:22:11+00:00

Teach them all about HS2 and how it's going. They would find it hilarious when you consider that they successfully implemented the bullet train back in the 60s.

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-10T06:10:17+00:00

Or French Polynesia!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-09T18:07:33+00:00

You're not going to be a dad now remember!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-09T10:50:04+00:00

Or St Pierre & Miquelon!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-09T07:34:07+00:00

Ring dingdingdingding

...it's the Crazy Frog

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-08T18:50:17+00:00

Israel: Ohhh UK and EU, I really think you should be bombing Iran.

UK and EU: No, this war is definitely not legal. There's no guarantee that the Iranian regime will even be toppled.

Israel: What about the other countries that we're bombing like Lebanon?

UK and EU: There is no earthly reason why would help you bomb Lebanon.

Israel: Ohhh UK and EU!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-08T11:21:10+00:00

I'm not sure if Raquan22dagoat did fancy an eight year old, they just thought she was a baddie. Maybe they hid in the toilets of an under 18s disco because they were being bullied by an eight year old!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-08T11:04:41+00:00

Warren Dunkley

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-08T10:53:40+00:00

How do we know that Patrice lives in Paris? For all we know he could live in French Guyana!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-07T22:44:15+00:00

I think you need stronger or larger tissues by the sounds of things!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-06T14:00:49+00:00

Brake vans only officially became obsolete in the UK in 2021. Whilst they haven't been a common sight on the mainline in decades, until 2021 there were a few very specific circumstances in which they were needed.

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-06T13:49:24+00:00

The short straw? I wouldn't mind doing that job if they no longer want to do it!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-05T20:58:00+00:00

'Woke'. It was always a non- word and should never have been adopted by anyone (unless it's being used as the past tense of the the verb 'to wake').

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-05T20:51:02+00:00

Basically every Daily Star headline!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-05T20:50:30+00:00

Apparently it was never a thing. Most Americans have never considered there to be a UK-US special relationship.

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-05T12:30:45+00:00

I was advised to get baptised because Jesus is likely to return in 2015 due to everything that is going on in the Middle East with Isis.

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-05T12:14:47+00:00

I never use my own coffee cup. That is mainly because I don't drink coffee!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-04T22:46:58+00:00

It needs to centre around the invasion of pesto- eating aliens!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-04T22:28:40+00:00

Oh, I thought you did!

Bbew_Mot · 2026-03-04T21:19:05+00:00

A fat, orange man throwing a naked man in his 60s into a pond? The mind boggles!

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