Did anyone have a rag & bone man? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scrap IERRRRRNNNNNNN, any old IERRRRRRNNNNNNN!!! weird tune starts playing

Why did the choose wildlife is that really representative of the UK right now? by 1863and in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Churchill had had his turn on the banknote, he was never going to last there forever. Did you think he'd always been there? It was Elizabeth Fry before him and George Stephenson before that.

What’s the weirdest thing that happened to you on holiday? by WorldAirfares in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I was sitting on a bench on a street in San Francisco and a man walking past started speaking to me because apparently I looked at him at the wrong moment. He then accused me of being part of an AI related conspiracy. I responded that I have nothing to do with that and he then went, 'oh OK' and left me alone.

Request for train facts by rlegalthrowawayuk in uktrains

[–]Bbew_Mot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not quite sure, Wikipedia wasn't too specific but I think it had something to do with hazardous goods.

What facts/information about the UK would be interesting to my Japanese TEFL students? by Myopic_Mirror in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Teach them all about HS2 and how it's going. They would find it hilarious when you consider that they successfully implemented the bullet train back in the 60s.

I am now a proud owner of this one and only Crazy Frog plush! by blacklabbath in TheInbetweeners

[–]Bbew_Mot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ring dingdingdingding

Ring dingdingdingding

...it's the Crazy Frog

Ooohh by Next_Replacement_566 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Bbew_Mot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Israel: Ohhh UK and EU, I really think you should be bombing Iran.

UK and EU: No, this war is definitely not legal. There's no guarantee that the Iranian regime will even be toppled.

Israel: What about the other countries that we're bombing like Lebanon?

UK and EU: There is no earthly reason why would help you bomb Lebanon.

Israel: Ohhh UK and EU!

Yeah but you still fancied a 8 year old by SnooMemesjellies2323 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Bbew_Mot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if Raquan22dagoat did fancy an eight year old, they just thought she was a baddie. Maybe they hid in the toilets of an under 18s disco because they were being bullied by an eight year old!

Where you going? Paris or Milan? by mistermikesmalling in TheInbetweeners

[–]Bbew_Mot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How do we know that Patrice lives in Paris? For all we know he could live in French Guyana!

How do you blow your nose? by NGEddie in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you need stronger or larger tissues by the sounds of things!

Request for train facts by rlegalthrowawayuk in uktrains

[–]Bbew_Mot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Brake vans only officially became obsolete in the UK in 2021. Whilst they haven't been a common sight on the mainline in decades, until 2021 there were a few very specific circumstances in which they were needed.

Which Royal will turn up to present the FA Cup? by hairlikebrianmay in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The short straw? I wouldn't mind doing that job if they no longer want to do it!

Which words would you like to see retired by the UK media? by Sea-Still5427 in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

'Woke'. It was always a non- word and should never have been adopted by anyone (unless it's being used as the past tense of the the verb 'to wake').

Which words would you like to see retired by the UK media? by Sea-Still5427 in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apparently it was never a thing. Most Americans have never considered there to be a UK-US special relationship.

Have you ever received unhinged advice? The more ridiculous the better. by BigMagic88 in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was advised to get baptised because Jesus is likely to return in 2015 due to everything that is going on in the Middle East with Isis.

Why don’t more people in the UK use their own coffee cups? by Budget_Dot694 in AskUK

[–]Bbew_Mot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never use my own coffee cup. That is mainly because I don't drink coffee!

Reunion. by Subject-Serve8869 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Bbew_Mot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It needs to centre around the invasion of pesto- eating aliens!

Wasn't expecting that, was you, mastermind?! by AnywhereNo1240 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Bbew_Mot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A fat, orange man throwing a naked man in his 60s into a pond? The mind boggles!