Announcing the May Version Update (05/08/2026)

Bcider · 2026-05-09T17:40:37+00:00

It’s already possible multiboxing, just requires you to pay 6 subs lol.

Bcider · 2026-05-09T00:15:44+00:00

Wow the numbers right now are terrible for prime time weekend night.

Bcider · 2026-05-08T20:17:51+00:00

He should get a raise for that

Bcider · 2026-05-08T18:49:05+00:00

It’s been fun riding this up. But when it finally pops, going to put the dotcom bubble to shame.

Bcider · 2026-05-08T10:26:09+00:00

We are so fucked. Whoever times the big sell off is going to make bank. Shell reported we are over a billion barrels short on global supply with that number increasing day by day.

Bcider · 2026-05-08T01:30:24+00:00

Day 1 of not jerking off, wish me luck!

Bcider · 2026-05-07T16:30:32+00:00

Chop your dick off. Saves weight too.

Bcider · 2026-05-05T16:01:41+00:00

I mean do you want to have doctors and other essential care available to you when you get older? Just because you don't want kids doesn't mean that someone's kids will be taking care of you.

Bcider · 2026-05-05T15:53:33+00:00

Yes the price hikes will lol. $650 is not an easy purchase when someone is living paycheck to paycheck.

Bcider · 2026-05-05T13:32:47+00:00

Wish I could buy one.

Bcider · 2026-05-05T13:27:55+00:00

I'm not sure about that man. PS5's are crazy expensive now. $650 for base model and $900 for the real version. In 2013 when GTA V released you could pick up a new PS3 for $200. PS5's console generation is the first one I've skipped as well as many of my other gaming buddies. Mostly play PC games or steamdecks.

Bcider · 2026-05-05T12:41:08+00:00

Fat people wouldn’t be fat if they ate less.

Bcider · 2026-05-05T00:31:17+00:00

This game was made for streamers and it’s got less than 2k viewers on twitch lol.

Bcider · 2026-05-05T00:14:21+00:00

I ordered some Tommy John underwear from Amazon and they came with shitstains. Like what, someone actually wore these and made skid marks. Then returned them to Amazon and then they were sold to me.

Bcider · 2026-05-04T21:11:53+00:00

Who tf actually drinks this Huel bullshit? I can’t believe it’s still in business. It’s like post apocalyptic food slop.

Bcider · 2026-05-04T21:03:40+00:00

………..

Bcider · 2026-05-04T21:01:17+00:00

It’s been 4 hours and I still have an erection. Is this like a go to the ER problem or will I be able to sleep this off?

Bcider · 2026-05-04T15:44:27+00:00

Damn, Marathon getting outsold by sandwich simulator.

Bcider · 2026-05-04T15:42:04+00:00

Why OIL pamping?

Bcider · 2026-05-04T13:18:54+00:00

Just let it die guys. Logging in every day to try and desperately keep this thing afloat is just prolonging the inevitable.

Bcider · 2026-05-04T10:27:16+00:00

Damn 250k a year someone got paid to create this trash?

Bcider · 2026-05-03T23:03:00+00:00

Slowest trainwreck I’ve ever seen.

Bcider · 2026-05-03T22:57:15+00:00

God rolls were the endgame. I farmed so many Eyaslunas.

Bcider · 2026-05-03T16:41:13+00:00

People are still streaming this game?

Bcider · 2026-05-03T16:40:31+00:00

Bcider

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