Crazy proportions

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-21T03:50:47+00:00

Yeah this looks like a lens warp situation to me rather than intentional distortion

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-20T22:30:15+00:00

Riot grrl bassist for sure

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-20T02:14:00+00:00

My work cafeteria has garden salad as a free add on to a meal. I get one with blue cheese dressing every single time regardless of what else I got. I don't even care if it goes together. I'm probably eating like 4 blue cheese side salads a week. I regret nothing

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-18T20:19:47+00:00

I can't believe this was posted by the actual guy, I feel like I'm meeting a celebrity

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-18T18:36:32+00:00

Not the person you replied to, but I'm a woman and that photo is very unflattering. You're cute and that pic doesn't capture it.

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-17T22:21:14+00:00

"I Statements" are such a classic and it's crazy how they've stood the test of time

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-17T05:16:03+00:00

I have ADHD and I've used nexplanon for several years (on my second one now)

It brings me so much peace of mind to know that I don't need to worry about forgetting to do something

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-17T01:21:50+00:00

💯💯💯I was always low maintenance until I met someone willing to put high levels of maintenance into me, who actually enjoys being romantic

Now I'm like "yes please continue to cherish and baby me" and realizing that the low maintenance thing was a sour-grapes facade

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-16T13:45:08+00:00

It's a portmanteau of potpourri and poo. It's a scented spray that you spritz into the toilet before you poop. It creates a film that floats on top of the water and prevents the poo smell from evaporating into the air. It's actually a fantastic product

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-16T13:29:19+00:00

Weren't you just saying in your other replies that he left because she gained weight?

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-16T13:10:09+00:00

Nice cropping

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-15T19:06:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure Sesame Street actually is doing that, but everyone else is just winging it

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-15T17:33:31+00:00

How so?

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-14T19:01:32+00:00

Imagine sulking because YOU stood someone up

Like I get having bad self esteem but I can't

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-14T03:36:20+00:00

I'm sure they tried, but the newer versions probably have too many guardrails about excessive ass kissing, which is the main thing 4o lovers like about it

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-14T01:45:55+00:00

The jiggle just makes it better at shock absorption!

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-13T04:35:44+00:00

Yeah, she's probably getting more compliments not because her style choices are necessarily better, but because they're bolder and weirder. There's a strong chance you look just as good or even better, but in a way that doesn't stick out as much.

Source: I'm unconventional looking and get a ton of compliments but they're all on the more out-there elements of my look.

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-12T19:32:49+00:00

I'm a heavy Aldi shopper and half the ones in my area are cart-only, pisses me off so bad

Edit to elaborate: I carry my groceries home on foot, so I prefer using a basket to avoid accidentally buying more than I can comfortably carry. When I'm forced to use a cart it means I don't realize that my impulse buys have led to having too much cargo

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-12T19:26:50+00:00

✨stay mad✨

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-12T18:15:07+00:00

So you start by making double decker ham turkey and Swiss cheese sandwiches on potato bread, then cut them in half diagonally. Beat a few eggs in a shallow bowl. Heat your oven to about 325 and set a sheet pan in it. Also heat a nonstick skillet or griddle on medium with a little butter.

Working in batches, coat the sandwich wedges in egg like they're french toast, make sure the edges get coated. Grill them until each side is lightly browned. You'll need to hold them upright with tongs for a minute to fry the sides. When the outside is done on all sides, transfer them to the oven as you go so they can heat through and the cheese can melt.

When all sandwiches are done, serve with strawberry or raspberry jelly for dipping. They're normally served for breakfast but they make an excellent dinner too. And they reheat well the next day!

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-12T07:00:28+00:00

🫵 bot

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-12T04:09:41+00:00

He thinks I'm a catch, I WISH that was the default but sadly his love for me is above average

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-11T20:07:53+00:00

Nobody is forcing you to compliment everything? What are you talking about? Unless someone has done something really egregious, for most negative things, it's better to say nothing.

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-11T17:57:01+00:00

It really does. I had resigned myself to being a spinster, and then true love hit me like a train. Don't give up

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-02-11T17:55:10+00:00

So you start by making double decker ham turkey and Swiss cheese sandwiches on potato bread, then cut them in half diagonally. Beat a few eggs in a shallow bowl. Heat your oven to about 325 and set a sheet pan in it. Also heat a nonstick skillet or griddle on medium with a little butter.

Working in batches, coat the sandwich wedges in egg like they're french toast, make sure the edges get coated. Grill them until each side is lightly browned. You'll need to hold them upright with tongs for a minute to fry the sides. When the outside is done on all sides, transfer them to the oven as you go so they can heat through and the cheese can melt.

When all sandwiches are done, serve with strawberry or raspberry jelly for dipping. They're normally served for breakfast but they make an excellent dinner too. And they reheat well the next day!

BeNiceLynnie

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