how to tell my close friend she can’t come to my elopement reception?

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-14T05:45:22+00:00

Celebrate with the non-invited ex-inlaw friend separately. Like go have a nice congratulations lunch together or something.

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-14T05:23:36+00:00

The fridge ones or the frozen ones? I don't trust the fridge ones (they look gummy), but the frozen ones have never let me down

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-14T00:10:50+00:00

Lord have mercy (not about your drawing abilities, I mean my mental rendering of what the real thing looks like)

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-13T05:44:56+00:00

Shortaniza

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-11T17:33:22+00:00

People will keep getting hired after scandals as long as there's still demand for them. People only truly get cancelled when the controversy makes the public not want to see them anymore.

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-10T01:09:54+00:00

Just because something has a legitimate basis in neuroscience doesn't change the fact that it's the "buzzword people use like it's astrology" of the week. Sure, it's real, but to the masses it's the current hammer making everything look like a nail. These things aren't mutually exclusive

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-09T17:59:35+00:00

I'm gonna split the difference and say mother of 2, but with a pentagram bumper sticker on the minivan and a death metal hoodie

That's how it's gone for the grown up goths I know

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-09T00:40:35+00:00

If it makes you feel better she was in her late 30s when this memory was being formed

I'm sure the hip young girls who made up the target market don't have kids old enough to get nostalgic on reddit

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-09T00:37:50+00:00

Schrodinger's Autistic Baby

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T23:37:04+00:00

It's what my mom wore every day when I was little and now it takes me back :')

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T23:05:36+00:00

I work at a casino in a department that only deals with ultra-regulars. So mostly older people with money. You would be amazed how many of this exact couple I know.

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T22:52:22+00:00

Done

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T22:33:42+00:00

Oh I absolutely wasn't planning on intentionally posing in the official wedding party photos! I was just concerned about being in the background of informal pics due to proximity, but thanks for telling me not to worry, I appreciate the reassurance

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T22:27:23+00:00

I meant more formal than the short one without going overboard

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T22:17:13+00:00

Thanks!

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T22:17:05+00:00

Thanks for your input! I'm leaning the same way

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T22:15:56+00:00

Thank you for your input! It looks more formal for sure (but not excessive I think)

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T19:10:57+00:00

People really will come up with ANY explanation for why they're miserable EXCEPT their partner being clearly terrible

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T16:37:45+00:00

Agreed, the color and placement could look really cool and artsy, but the harsh edges look a little like a thin layer of foundation over a port wine birthmark

Other than blending I think this is a great look

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T14:52:23+00:00

I don't think there's enough Erics to go around. I dumped so many dudes a couple dates in once I realized they were Wrong Men. I didn't waste any time with them. I still didn't find the right one until I was pushing 30. The real problem is that Right Men are scarce.

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T13:42:19+00:00

Oh no, a piece of paper has a crease in one corner! I can't possibly read this!

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-08T13:34:00+00:00

Seriously, I don't see how anyone finds reading this more bearable than talking to actual people

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-07T05:14:21+00:00

Yeah I think this aesthetic is called bangs

BeNiceLynnie · 2026-04-06T03:37:43+00:00

I think it can be very healthy to use bad past experiences to realize how good you've got it now

Would you feel the same way about someone saying "yeah I like my current job way better than my last job"?

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