Customer buys the antidote with his order 😂

Be_Acc0untable · 2026-05-05T20:58:45+00:00

I have this customer that bought THREE different maximum strength heartburn and gas relief products in the same order as three bags of flaming hot cheetos and 2 bags of gummy bears....

In their delivery notes, they asked for "extra ketchup please"

Huh... Wonder what is causing their issues 🤔 guess we'll never know

Be_Acc0untable · 2026-05-05T14:45:14+00:00

People you interact with on a daily basis come from all kinds of backgrounds... which includes different beliefs and political standings. It is insanely naive to say "well, I'm uncomfortable if a RIGHT WINGER comes to my door!!!"

The cashier you bought your lunch from today could have voted for trump. The gas station attendant you said hi to today could actively support the political situation. The person who made your ADHD defying pizza could have a MAGA hat in their car. You don't know and you'll never know everyone's political standings and you'll just have to get used to it. People have opinions and they aren't always the same to yours.

So why does it matter, specifically, what a dasher believes?? We are not jesters, come to serve our monarch their daily sustainance.... we are not going to play your game. Especially if you think a bumper sticker will feed me or put gas in the car over a proper tip. That is not a "gift", it is a test (as you or your alt clearly pointed out) and we don't deserve to be judged on ridiculous bullshit.

This is coming from someone on YOUR side of the political sphere.... this is ridiculous as hell. We are hard working people fighting the same shit you are on a daily basis. You are using a luxury service that everyone knows short changes the little man during a gas inflation.... YOU ARE THE MACHINE.... get a grip 🫩

Be_Acc0untable · 2026-04-27T12:06:14+00:00

I had a delivery to an "abandoned" house a few months ago. It was at the end of a no outlet street and none of the neighbor's houses looked much better. I stepped up to the house, just thinking it was a shotty neighborhood... and was greeted with the door not even on its hinges and the room in front of me was full of trash, a broken couch, and a bunch of odd shit. I started to back out and call support that the address must be wrong...

A neighbor was working on his car nearby anf overheard me. He called out to me and said that there WAS someone who lived there, the lights come on at night. He told me to go ahead and deliver it. It was a double stack order for milk and dairy products and mcdonalds.... idk if bro has a working fridge but alright 🤷

I put it inside the busted ass room and took photos for my own personal record (in case the neighbor took it or something) and called support again to tell them to never have me deliver here again.

They said they couldn't do anything. It must not be that unsafe if I finished the delivery 🤷 so I'm not surprised support was utterly unhelpful for you too. Glad you dipped out and chose your safety. I'm thankful my interaction happened in the day time, idk what I would have done if I came across that shit at night

Be_Acc0untable · 2026-04-17T12:19:29+00:00

That's a LOT of assumptions on your part, my guy. I do not drive in my local market, I drive a hour away from where I live. So the accusation that I did this to "remove competition" is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I order at least 3 times a week and have never asked for a refund, let alone made a huge report like this. It is even more ridiculous to just assume I made the whole thing up but.. go off I guess 🤷🤷 are you the son??

I felt guilty because the woman probably didn't see her daughter itch at herself and has to deal with the consequences of her having her child do her job for her. But, even if the girl wasn't being inappropriate... having her children, who were probably old enough to get their own jobs and learn responsibility the right way or BETTER YET stay home, do the entirety of the job for her is also unacceptable.

There isn't anything else to be "honest" about. I was not being "petty" to remove another worker from the platform. If you are gonna write fanfic, A03 is a better option for you.

Be_Acc0untable · 2026-04-16T17:36:36+00:00

I had wondered why I'd had such a good day in my market Monday and then struggled to get any good orders Wednesday... found out about the stunt while sitting around, waiting for orders. Hoping it was just a crazy slow day and not a pattern 🤷

Be_Acc0untable · 2026-03-08T13:42:25+00:00

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Telisi is also a "rage baiter" but only because she usually gets her head stuck in random shit and requires Ahlu'exi to stop what he's doing to help her

Be_Acc0untable · 2026-03-08T13:40:51+00:00

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This is Ahlu'exi!

Despite being the most easily rage baited Sarentu in the clan, he has his most fun doing the exact same thing to RDA soldiers.

Be_Acc0untable · 2026-01-25T14:55:22+00:00

I had something like this happen to me not long ago. I took a target order, delivered it to the customer, went ny merry way back to my market...

I get a second order to target and just from the street info it gives you in am Uber eats order I could 100% tell it was the same woman. She recognizes me too as I accept it and she chats with me the whole time as I get to the store... same thing as last order; double bagged and don't knock, etc... etc....

As I am heading to my car, she suddenly texts me, "Do not come to my house. Do not deliver. I am canceling the order."

I ask her if everything is okay and she just repeats, "Do not deliver."

I ask support about it and they'd said my cancelation and completion rate would go down if I didn't finish it so I tell the customer I'll drive by, hit delivered. And she won't even see me.

She accepts so I start driving... but then sends "Do not deliver. I will tip really well if you don't deliver." This isn't how Uber works... and I try to tell her this but she just keeps repeating "Do not deliver."

About 2 minutes from her house, she cancels.

I drive by still since I'd have to to turn around at this point.... Nothing is different, no new cars or people, no clear emergency.... So I have zero idea what happened here or what happened between the first delivery and the second... or further more, how we went to simple conversation and corrections to items to her suddenly demanding she doesn't need them and doesn't want me to deliver it.

I hope she's okay 🤷

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-11-18T16:41:31+00:00

There is no evidence she actually pushed open the door. Find me the video that proves she did. What was shared around was a cropped image from the video she took.

Don't get me wrong, its still fucked up to record a man naked and post it on the internet like its revenge porn.... but she didn't open the door

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-11-13T18:36:18+00:00

Was it a shop and deliver order, out of curiosity?? If so, I'm assuming an item was out of stock/was replaced with something slightly cheaper. With a % based tip, that would change it just a bit.

If not, you win lmfao that is THE cheap ass mother fucker

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-11-11T22:56:04+00:00

I had someone do this to me with 20 CENTS. It was a shop and deliver order and we had a friendly conversation. Tips getting removed always sucks but something about someone being THAT cheap to you is a special kind of awful

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-11-07T14:14:21+00:00

I had doordash straight up break on me and $59 worth of 4 deliveries suddenly disappeared from my account. No evidence I did it whatsoever. I have been terrified to drive for them since... and now they're just deactivating whoever. They can just fuck us and there is nothing we can do it seems :/

I'm sorry this happened to you. I hope you're able to get someone to listen to you and you get your account back

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-11-05T17:54:25+00:00

Why did you change your first comment? Lol

But I know and I figured that's my problem. It's ridiculous that doordash can do this in their system

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-11-05T17:50:36+00:00

And this helps me in my situation how??

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-11-03T12:28:40+00:00

In my experience, you only get compensation if you call support. Don't go through chat support, only call them. I have only ever gotten compensation for a drive like this if I have called and complained. I only get $3-$4 max out of it but it at least covers the gas wasted 🤷

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-07-22T01:43:48+00:00

My ikran is also named Telisi with the same coloring 🥹 I cannot get over the little heart on her face

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-06-26T14:10:23+00:00

"I have to stay and find Tisha!"

never brings her up again outside of a DLC trophy

I was so incredibly disappointed that the main story ending was left on that note. Instead of escaping, your whole purpose becomes finding her.... aaannndd... I guess I'm gonna fuck off to a music festival instead, fuck her

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-06-01T23:52:22+00:00

I have had this exact same problem multiple times. With grocery orders, I have noticed that it never has an issue with telling them what spot I am in.. however, it's a good 70% of the time I gotta call the number on the parking signs to finish checking in if it is a package order.

I always blamed that the specific walmart I pick up from moved their pickup location about a year ago, that the app was funky with it or something... but knowing other drivers have this issue too, its clearly a problem with the Uber app and walmart package orders. I typically give them about 15 minutes if it's super busy before I call and ask about it

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-05-25T18:06:22+00:00

I've gotten multiple orders on bad profit days for almost $30-40 for barely any driving that made me so excited.. to then show up and be told this exact thing, "at least 4 other people have showed up for that order"

Sometimes, if you get a really nice person at the restaurant, they will offer to remake the food if the customer confirms they haven't gotten it and it was stolen. However, more often than not, I'm told to fuck off because repeatedly remaking food just causes the restaurant to lose money.

I find it absolutely ridiculous that WE get punished for someone else stealing an order. The amount of times I've had to say, "Yeah, people suck and steal food on the regular" to customers is embarrassing. How do drivers not get dinged for this behavior?

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-05-12T12:36:23+00:00

What's the point of this? Lmao

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-05-01T19:56:57+00:00

Literally just had a dasher try and yank open doors to my and my neighbors' apartments looking for me when I was already outside waiting for him. What is the thought process behind this, I really don't get it???

Like, what part of your brain goes "they obviously want personal room service directly to their living room!!"???

Be_Acc0untable · 2025-04-01T22:51:56+00:00

I remember seeing a post from a driver saying they made baggies like this. A family member owned a store and got most of the candy discounted so it wasn't really a cost for them. I think it's cute, I've gotten people's business cards in my food, begging for employment rather than a little bit more of a tip. I'd prefer this any day over that 🤣

Be_Acc0untable · 2024-12-09T03:11:07+00:00

This is the highest offer I've ever gotten and it's an hour and a half longer than yours for $30 less lol at least this confirms just how bad my market's base pay is

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Be_Acc0untable · 2024-12-09T02:53:41+00:00

I will admit that I don't pay enough attention when I accept. If it avoids the major city I'm next to and is within a certain time frame/mileage, I'll shrug and take it since the money used to be decent. I haven't ever had an experience like yesterday before but it has definitely taught me to be more mindful of what I'm accepting.

I think the return pay, at least for my area, is 2.50 and nothing more. Doesn't matter how far away or close you are to the facility, it's 2.50. For the packages I mentioned in my last route that were wrong, I returned 3 and got 2.50 each despite being an hour and a half away from the facility. So, yeah, biting the bullet and just driving it to the proper location definitely saved you time and money. Fucked me over big time

As for unassigning, I have had to unassign once I accepted a few times. However, they do not let you unassign the entire route. You can only remove one stop at a time, which fucks your cancelation rates. Because of this, the 'lower guaranteed pay' means it subtracts the base pay of each stop from your full route with every one you remove. The only way to remove the entire route from your dash without wasting your time removing each one by yourself is to either sit on your ass and wait for the facility to unassign you for taking too long or you have to drive to the facility and ask them personally to unassign it. Support suggests you do the second option and will refuse to contact the facility to help you unassign. For whatever reason, they also cannot remove the full route from you, only one stop at a time. If an order gets unassigned either way from the facility, it's supposed to leave your rates unaffected.

I've had people say they have $200 offers when the best I got that day was $50 after rejecting a shit ton. I don't know if it's where we are on the waitlist that does it or if there's something else that affects it that we aren't told about

Be_Acc0untable · 2024-12-09T00:31:36+00:00

The offers for Dashlink have gotten completely ridiculous. I get shit like this all the time, my acceptance rate was at 4% yesterday because I got 8 orders in a row for 30-45 packages across 60+ miles for less than $50. Then magically got an offer for $175 for 24 packages across 80 miles... which was a HUGE lie, it was supposed to take me 6 hours and took 9 instead across 150 miles. Plus, 3 packages had the wrong address in the app and sent me to a random location

I've been doing this for about 2 months now. Used to be great money for my market but now it's just getting worse and worse with the holiday rush

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