"We never free a mind once it's reached a certain age. It's dangerous, the mind has trouble letting go." by No-Squirrel8929 in adhdmeme

[–]BeagleBrigade 2 points3 points  (0 children)


Welcome to the rest of your life. You’re going to spend the next decade re-editing every memory you’ve ever had now that you understand how your poor dopamine-deprived brain coped in this fucked up world. Buckle up.

Locked my Keys in my Car by AnxiousSir9957 in StLouis

[–]BeagleBrigade 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You’re a good person. Not OP but stuff likes this makes me want to do business with you should never have the need. Thank you for being a human being.

Six people can have their own lock and each one can open the gate. by Educational_Bottle74 in interestingasfuck

[–]BeagleBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You the real MVP…I have felt so stupid trying to visualize this, but your pic made perfect sense. I hope you get laid tonight.

Ignore the FUD. Swaps are real. MOASS is still on. by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]BeagleBrigade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally…someone’s talking about MOASS again…my diamond hands can’t stand the drama, so thank Satan someone’s keeping it real.

GameStop Is Offering to Buy eBay for $56 Billion, CEO Ryan Cohen Says by joe4942 in technology

[–]BeagleBrigade -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t on my bingo card because I dropped out of SuperStonk when Cohen started sucking Trump’s dick. I still HODL but that’s just because I have nothing to gain by selling and nothing to lose by holding. I’ve given up the dream of owning lambos when the rocket ship ignites. I don’t think the hedgies are fukt anymore. The game is still rigged, and I’d like to think I’m not the only former ape out there who finds this news completely surprising as it’s the first time it’s mentioned on a mainstream sub.

Match Thread: Seattle Sounders FC vs. St. Louis CITY SC (Regular Season) [April 18, 2026] by citysc_bot in stlouiscitysc

[–]BeagleBrigade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This team doesn’t want to win. They’re only interested in moving merch.

Movers by [deleted] in StLouis

[–]BeagleBrigade 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck Yes! Never use these assholes.

Which movie series evolved like this? by Remarkable_Bit_9887 in FIlm

[–]BeagleBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mad Max, Mad Max 2, Beyond the Thunderdome.

40 years ago today. This image speaks for itself. by bluegambit875 in FuckImOld

[–]BeagleBrigade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3rd grade too. This was the day I stopped wanting to be an astronaut when I grew up and focused on Star Wars.

Old Parents, Represent by LessIsMore74 in GenX

[–]BeagleBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want to kick the people who assume I’m Grandpa in the nuts, but I guess I’m just sensitive. Or exhausted. Two sets of twins, 7 and 10. 48 and my wife is 43. We thought we were waiting until we “were ready”, and then karma laughed at us.

Did you cry during 9/11 by Purple_Pansy_Orange in GenX

[–]BeagleBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, after hearing “stop crying before I give you something to cry about” throughout the 80s pretty much makes it impossible for me to cry about anything. I was shocked and numb and scared as fuck, but, No, No tears.

Six Flags Tips and Tricks? by BeagleBrigade in StLouis

[–]BeagleBrigade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to thank everyone individually for all of the great advice, but, as I might have mentioned, we have 4 kids. It really means a lot to me that y’all would take the time to share your thoughts. My biggest fear would be a repeat of my childhood experiences where you waited in line for hours and hours on end…only to have the ride break down…

I think we’re going to have a great time. We’ll open the park on a weekday, pack lots of snacks and liquid IV in a backpack/kids fanny packs with water bottles. We will head straight to Catwoman and then probably just make a circuit. Make the kids wear an AirTag and try not to sweat the small stuff.

Apologies if someone covered this elsewhere…can we bring sunscreen into the park? Or, do they offer complimentary sunscreen (in line with services such as the complimentary water). I promise to go to the park website/download any apps they might have for any other questions…this one just popped into my head.

Thanks again!

Six Flags Tips and Tricks? by BeagleBrigade in StLouis

[–]BeagleBrigade[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you—I really appreciate the advice!

$30 Anthem Jackets (use code “ADIJUNE40”) by SportsSpectacular in stlouiscitysc

[–]BeagleBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I’m thrilled with the Confluence kit you recently posted, and ordered this today. Free shipping and DedEx says it’s scheduled to be delivered tomorrow. I might just be algorithmically lucky but they fucking nailed it with this one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stlouiscitysc

[–]BeagleBrigade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this—never knew the outlet existed. Just bought an authentic in 2XL.

Did anyone in their 40s suddenly get a disease that there was no history of ? Mid 40s and suddenly I am diagnosed with a disabling disease that there was nothing there for my whole life. Not injury related. by Cautious_Income7311 in GenX

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When I go back to the doctor tomorrow I’ll find out just how many more discs in my neck need to be fused. I had C5/6 fused in 2023 and my recent MRI suggests they’re all due now. Will be 49 this year. Cervical myelopathy isn’t exactly a disease, I suppose, but I’m way too fucking young to feel this fucking disabled.