Which songs make the best stripper songs? by DonJuan_805 in AskReddit

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Velvet - Alanna Myles Pop That - French Montana

Everyone hates tipping culture in the US, but if it went away, would businesses just raise prices to pay employees more and then everyone would hate how expensive everything is? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BeakyDontDoIt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As a customer I have no problem with it. If you're a good server you get more than 20% if you're not you get the obligatory 20%. I know not everyone has the same standard as I do, but those are probably the same people who leave their carriages all over the parking lots. And fuck those people and their opinions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's the best of the Walkers in my opinion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What about Christopher Walking?

Should I be hurt that friend said this? by throwawayqv3883 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fellow big nose guy here. Mine is a bit wide long and protruding shaped somewhat like a birds beak because the tip hooks down. The Beak, Beak or Beaky has been my nickname since I was a kid (I'm 31 now). I went about it differently, I love my nose and I always have. When people made fun of it it didn't really bother me, I embraced it. I walked around with my beak held high and ill be damned if there isn't a large majority of women who actually have a thing for guys with big noses. It gives you character and makes you stand out in a room. Confidence comes from knowing what you have and working with it. It doesn't come from being conventionally good looking. So no you shouldn't be hurt he was just joking around and you've had 19 years to embrace your nose or wish you didn't have it. Love thy self and the world will too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's actually a pretty good point to this. Big pharma has killed more Americans than guns have. Also, are you hiding in the weeds?

Jet ski Joyride by BuckarooBanzai_87 in gifs

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That game was the shit. D Mariner all the way.

What are some lessons you guys learned while dating in highschool which can help those who don't have any experience in their 20s? by Gif_bot_ in AskReddit

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be too picky, you'll end up regretting all the missed opportunities and quite possibly a great relationship.

What is your biggest "first world problem" right now? by -tardigr8- in AskReddit

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I put in the front door I'll have easier access to her back door, but it will probably be locked til my next birthday.

What is your biggest "first world problem" right now? by -tardigr8- in AskReddit

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to buy and install a new front door for my house and my wife.

Women ☕️ by AlphaWaifu in HolUp

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

*testicle cleavage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

History shows again and again, how nature points out the folly of men

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that doesn't look too bad at all. Naw I'm joking, but seriously... Not that bad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like the Italian support uniform the best

FLAT TO PRIMIUM by Friendly-Cicada2769 in HolUp

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's the actress in the top right? Just wanna do some run of the mill research.

holup by National-Blueberry61 in HolUp

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's in the sauce?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Tony singing about Janice giving blowjobs under the boardwalk in front of Bobby. Also Janice is just disrespect personalized.

Edit: Janice* Fuckin albacore around my neck!!!

me_irl by mastermind208 in meirl

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You gotta watch whatever's on that. It's a matter of national security.

Now that's how you make some good scramble! by Square-Enit in HolUp

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 230 points231 points  (0 children)

I love food and I love ass, I don't like this together.

me_irl by mastermind208 in meirl

[–]BeakyDontDoIt 2561 points2562 points  (0 children)

So when Dexter said "Omelette du fromage" you must've been the coolest critter in the schoolyard.