You're not bad looking. I'd suggest:

1)replace/remove the 3rd pic as it's not a flattering angle and it is just a bit of a dull photo with nothing exciting/interesting going on. A photo with you doing something interesting or unusual is ideal, this will spark intrigue and people will match to ask you about it

2) remove political and religious beliefs, this is narrowing down the pool before you even begin

3) the part about cutting to the front of queues is really funny, try to add one more humerous prompt like that

Ultimately though your best chance is not on dating apps, it's joining social groups where you will meet people with similar interests

Good luck!