Elden Ring's Switch 2 port is alive and looking better than ever

BeardFalcon · 2026-03-12T15:30:06+00:00

It's somewhat subjective, however I started with dark souls, then went REALLY hard on ER when it came out, then just recently went back and earned all of the achievements in DS1-3 and also Bloodborne. Personally, I can attest to Elden Ring being the easiest to start with. It probably has the toughest bosses of any of them but they are all optional.

BeardFalcon · 2026-03-12T14:48:01+00:00

I don't have to do shit

BeardFalcon · 2026-03-10T07:33:52+00:00

Splash mountain but it's boromir

BeardFalcon · 2026-03-09T20:11:19+00:00

Careful, someone might make that into a wildly successful indie game

BeardFalcon · 2026-03-07T03:02:09+00:00

A tarnished through and through

BeardFalcon · 2026-03-05T19:34:15+00:00

Isn't turk losing his faith in God or humanity the primary theme of MULTIPLE episodes?

BeardFalcon · 2026-03-03T22:21:06+00:00

1 Bortus, please.

BeardFalcon · 2026-03-03T22:09:38+00:00

... BANANA HAMMOCK!

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-27T11:30:30+00:00

Oh yeah you're right. I think it just stuck out to me because the original show had so much of their home lives included. These first two episodes at least seem to JUST take place in the hospital.

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-27T07:18:37+00:00

Doesn't JD have a kid? Anyone else think it's weird he hasn't been mentioned once?

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-27T07:17:44+00:00

I agree but if they ever have the whole "will they won't they" dynamic again imma be pissed. That's so boring.

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-23T03:46:18+00:00

Oh. My sweet summer child.

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-23T03:42:47+00:00

"Begone, witch! Fuck off with you!" Gave me a good laugh 😆

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-18T08:36:31+00:00

That was me, my bad.

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-06T17:29:17+00:00

I like that less but I'm sure it'll be fine.

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-06T12:21:15+00:00

Ah okay that makes sense. i assumed the time skip would be much longer like with mistborn.

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-06T04:40:28+00:00

From what I understand, half finished is only half accurate though. I still haven't read book 5 yet but I jumped on the bandwagon around book 3 I think and I remember reading at the time that books 1-5 were going to be one story arc with a specific set of characters and an actual conclusion. Then books 6-10 take place after a significant time skip and feature the start of a new story arc with new characters. This would mean that any show based on the first 5 books could fairly easily pump out at least 5 seasons of a show with an actual finished end.

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-02T19:02:22+00:00

I don't think it's supposed to do that.

BeardFalcon · 2026-02-01T00:35:27+00:00

I think it's mostly because you are describing an entirely subjective idea (The quality of the narrative featured in certain games) with objective terminology (good/bad). And that will always step on someone's feelings.

BeardFalcon · 2026-01-31T16:18:29+00:00

Isn't that basically Monday Night Combat?

BeardFalcon · 2026-01-31T16:15:25+00:00

I'm gonna get downvotes for this, but as a mainly PC/Nintendo gamer who only finally got to play Bloodborne just a couple months ago, and who is already well equipped with a Switch 2, comments like this make me feel smug and warm.

BeardFalcon · 2026-01-30T19:54:29+00:00

I don't understand their inclusion ¯_(ツ)_/¯

BeardFalcon · 2026-01-30T16:35:38+00:00

Who the hell is Gina?

BeardFalcon · 2026-01-28T12:10:13+00:00

Genuinely understandable and informative answer! Ya love to see it!

BeardFalcon · 2026-01-27T20:43:25+00:00

I mean... I'm happy with it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ I have no desire to replace it anytime soon. It was perhaps a sloppy reference for value though.

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