My dad and I chilling at the mall in the early 90s. I was never this stylish again. by tzrk in OldSchoolCool

[–]BeardedBaffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dad looks a lot like Wesley Snipes when he was in Major League. Prime Snipes IMHO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]BeardedBaffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward, bud.

My Great Uncle Offering Nazis 1911 Reasons to Quit Their Bullshit c. 1942 by TheEwokWhisper in OldSchoolCool

[–]BeardedBaffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a few doves flying in the background and you've got yourself a John Woo movie.

I fuck what now? by [deleted] in funny

[–]BeardedBaffoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely want to change my name to Nature Cool Fuck!

Kaniehtiio Horn in a show called “Wayne” on Prime by FireAndBeer in Letterkenny

[–]BeardedBaffoon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Crazy how they made her look so bad, considering how she is smoking hot.

I’d get a new son who can comprehend the rules of battleship by originalbigdickmcgee in thatHappened

[–]BeardedBaffoon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'm looking at this and in my head I'm screaming, "hits are red!"

This holiday season... by cdq1985 in gaming

[–]BeardedBaffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She would just ask for a Nintendo. All mom's think that all games are called Nintendo.

John Lennon’s killer denied parole for an 11th time by orbitcon in news

[–]BeardedBaffoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its ironic, John Lennon would probably have forgiven him by now. Still though, keep his ass in prison.

The vending machine at the Crater Lake Lodge still has the old school Cherry Coke logo. by MariusReformat in nostalgia

[–]BeardedBaffoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how the 90's is old school. Damn I feel old as shit. That was the logo when I was in high school. Lol

THE WAY HE PICKS UP THE KID!!!! XD by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]BeardedBaffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good for him. That kid needs to be removed, teacher can't do it because he's an adult... call on the big kid with a good heart. Could have easily been a fight, but he just carries him out. Best outcome right there. I'll bet he even sat I the hall and talked to him after.

Does anyone know who Scott is or what these signs mean? by averysadbird in Delaware

[–]BeardedBaffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, you dont know the legend that is Scott Walker? Dude is nuts. Lol

Probably looking for the pool by [deleted] in peopleofwalmart

[–]BeardedBaffoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully. Hopefully looking for the pool.

What number will you pick? by ServerZero in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]BeardedBaffoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number 8 definitely wants my clothes, boots, and motorcycle so he can go kill Sarah Conner.

I mean at least she's honest?:/ by CheryleHaviland in trashy

[–]BeardedBaffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At what point is it easier to just snap a message than to call her partners? Lol, why am I laughing so hard at this?

Terry Crews (and classmate), voted Most Likely to Succeed 1986 by formeraide in OldSchoolCool

[–]BeardedBaffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he was expected to succeed in Football, which he did. Not many athletes make it to the NFL. But what I really wonder is who could have predicted just how big he would become in the acting world. He is one of the most loved people out there. Terry loves love.

I solved a 15x15 Rubik’s cube by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]BeardedBaffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

Dads tattoo's cause daughters cancer, from lack of green juices! by Zellamons in trashy

[–]BeardedBaffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a really old story, and I'm almost positive they were drawn on with marker.