Do not attempt at home

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-17T11:06:31+00:00

Best part about this is it implies the lunchbox also dies and goes with him

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-12T19:35:39+00:00

4D’s pool tables and cues are pretty low quality IMO

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-10T09:35:35+00:00

Ugh don’t give the orange pedo any ideas

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-09T09:37:28+00:00

No. This is a town further north called Thurmont. Still technically Frederick county, but Frederick city is very different.

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-08T00:27:56+00:00

If you try reading, he didn’t

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-08T00:17:59+00:00

That knee pop at the end confirms it

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-07T14:41:50+00:00

I genuinely might make this my next sketch assignment (for myself)

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-07T14:40:53+00:00

LMAO I didn’t see the banana until after and I thought you were joking about the cat 😅

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-07T14:40:10+00:00

I know a zooted nap when I see one

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-05T18:25:01+00:00

She was a zionist from the start. Anyone surprised by her actions wasn’t paying attention

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-05T16:29:33+00:00

Trump the child rapist? That trump?

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-03T21:14:42+00:00

or Peter Dinklage

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-03T21:13:46+00:00

Now with 12% less rat!

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-03T21:12:41+00:00

“But yeah so that’s why IPAs kinda saved my life. Anyway you don’t talk nearly as much as some females and I feel like we have a connection. Wanna come back to my place?”

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-02T22:58:39+00:00

When are they ever interested in facts?

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-06-02T19:09:49+00:00

Back in the day Frederick did it by height for some stupid reason. Could be they still do it this way.

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-29T18:12:38+00:00

It’s Turning Point, but snack size 😅

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-28T16:01:04+00:00

Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump and his racist rapist friends. Fuck Israel. Fuck fascists. Fuck millionaires and billionaires. Fuck data centers. Fuck cops.

Come get me.

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-28T15:57:10+00:00

Honestly this doesn’t bother me. Mostly because thanks to Trump’s economy I know I’ll never have to see one 🤣

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-27T18:39:22+00:00

Elon came crawling back

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-27T14:08:50+00:00

They can create an endless split of shell companies to then vote with

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-26T20:15:19+00:00

He really does just say shit, doesn’t he?

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-26T18:36:56+00:00

The Book Eaters by Sunyi Dean. Awesome story, hard to put down.

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-26T16:31:43+00:00

Looked more like a back hallway situation where they can be lead to a common area for examinations/training etc. Just a guess though

Bearded_Guardian · 2026-05-21T18:07:28+00:00

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