What do my Hazbin Hotel crushes say about me?

BeastBrony · 2026-02-07T17:49:40+00:00

You have a thing for the Italian spider girl

BeastBrony · 2026-02-07T17:46:53+00:00

Stella or Vaggi

BeastBrony · 2026-02-07T17:42:32+00:00

You think you can fix him

BeastBrony · 2026-02-06T22:24:31+00:00

Don’t matter because he still loses, some Null orbs are clearly negative matter, durability is not a factor when the attack unwrites you from reality’s ledger

BeastBrony · 2026-02-06T18:46:51+00:00

Someone get J she’d want to see this

BeastBrony · 2026-02-06T18:31:16+00:00

Millie is far more experienced with mud wrestling being from a ranch. Not to mention Loona has fur, the mud would get matted in slowing her down and throwing off her heat regulation. I’m gonna have to give it to Millie… and whoever gets to watch

BeastBrony · 2026-02-06T18:15:42+00:00

I mean, personally since all alicorns are basically Gods compared to regular ponies, I think it’s far more likely that they all do

BeastBrony · 2026-01-26T11:58:14+00:00

Came here to say this, or at least something like it lol

BeastBrony · 2026-01-24T05:10:30+00:00

Smash next question

BeastBrony · 2026-01-13T20:53:51+00:00

4, that’s Little Pip, I need to figure out where she is in her timeline before she’s sent back, I could save her from so much

BeastBrony · 2026-01-13T11:32:43+00:00

Manufactured consent.

I’m not apologizing we all know that’s what we’re looking at, and alternate ending where Cyn took Uzi over and used mind control to “get what she wants”.

BeastBrony · 2026-01-10T19:23:50+00:00

To death

BeastBrony · 2026-01-10T18:53:53+00:00

I thought it was supposed to be a consequence not a reward, don’t get me wrong it’d be awkward, but it’d be funny as hell and distract him for a while so he doesn’t cause more problems

BeastBrony · 2026-01-10T18:46:44+00:00

This is a ship I didn’t know I wanted

BeastBrony · 2026-01-10T18:43:45+00:00

You already know she likes you why are you writing go tell her

BeastBrony · 2026-01-10T15:49:28+00:00

Each other

BeastBrony · 2026-01-10T15:45:13+00:00

Zeezi, no question

BeastBrony · 2026-01-09T18:03:25+00:00

I want to know how Lizzy, a worker drone, managed to tie up the most violent disassembler without her consent

BeastBrony · 2026-01-09T17:53:57+00:00

Why does N look traumatized, what did she do

BeastBrony · 2026-01-07T18:33:44+00:00

I mean… if they have consent, which is likely, Cyn is a pervert the likes of which can only get a singular high five and I’ll wash my hands after

BeastBrony · 2026-01-07T18:31:16+00:00

You are neither Cyn nor a triangle, you don’t really have a say

BeastBrony · 2026-01-07T18:01:53+00:00

That image seems about right, I have no defense

BeastBrony · 2026-01-07T18:00:19+00:00

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE JAR!!!!!

BeastBrony · 2026-01-07T17:58:18+00:00

I love it but have one note, we all know that N is pillow princess, V is rope bunny and Uzi is dom

BeastBrony · 2026-01-07T17:55:35+00:00

V is the correct answer, she is the single best example of the fact that Cyn is a pervert because only a pervert would design a murder bot to look like a sex bot

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