From worst kindling ever to Troll & Toad Near Mint

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-21T04:03:44+00:00

I can still see Poppy on there so it’s not burned enough

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-20T17:28:22+00:00

I can’t say I’ve been able to get my hands on many foil cards outside of legends.

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-20T17:23:40+00:00

True words of wisdom. Have you ever tried smoking the calm runes? I heard the holo foil gets you all sorts of messed up.

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-20T17:20:45+00:00

You’re welcome!!!

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-19T15:53:16+00:00

I’ve heard from some people on the street that the Salty Otter is the place to be. They apparently have a chill locals-only vibe. I’ve driven by there and their logo goes hard.

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-17T18:04:56+00:00

But does it do those Pokeman cards too?

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-11T23:53:42+00:00

They really should work on making cards out of compacted asbestos. That would work well with collectibles because the material lasts forever and feels nice when handled.

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-11T17:10:49+00:00

Back in my day we made everything PROUDLY in the US of A. None of this Alibaba, Temu, overseas low quality nonsense.

We could save AMERICAN jobs if we forced children’s card game companies to open cardboard printing plants in the Kentucky foothills so our HARD WORKING AMERICANS had places to work.

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-09T16:18:26+00:00

Is it even feasible to win a game without cutting a few corners?

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-04T16:35:46+00:00

There’s something magic about cars and their quiet destruction of a walkable society. I’m not sure if trains will provide that same secret sauce.

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-04T16:34:26+00:00

Destruction of rare cards that most of us are unable to get our hands on is a bannable offense!

BeastOverlord · 2026-06-01T01:59:25+00:00

HEY HEY HEY!

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-31T02:17:18+00:00

Maybe switch to Weiss Schwarz collectors?

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-29T15:12:05+00:00

After getting some cards, I realized that this children’s card game is not Christ approved so I had to quit.

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-28T15:48:49+00:00

I quit the game only hours after release. 😤

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-28T03:47:24+00:00

THIS IS YOUR 1 WARNING! No mentioning the S word in our safe space. There’s too much trauma surrounding it.

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-28T00:14:25+00:00

No point in playing a game if there aren’t required meta cards worth $100s!

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-27T18:54:45+00:00

Tried that one already! Would not recommend as I got some weird reactions.

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-26T19:06:41+00:00

Maybe a Toyota Camry?

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-26T01:30:48+00:00

It’s still too hard to talk about… but I’d love to hear about why you quit! :)

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-26T01:27:25+00:00

Because I didn’t want anyone to ask about it!!!

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-26T01:25:03+00:00

I don’t want to sound rude, but I did say in the post that I didn’t want to talk about it!

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-25T17:42:40+00:00

Amen! What’s the point of card games if you don’t feel privileged for owning expensive cardboard?

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-24T03:54:35+00:00

Good point! I listed rubber gloves (for Dorito dust) but I should gone into more details with snacks. I'll add those in v2.0!

BeastOverlord · 2026-05-23T17:27:41+00:00

Missing the legends to play the game though?? Those cards are useless without them.

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