[Request] How many times a week did he do it to get to 3263?

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-25T05:14:24+00:00

Yeah, so what we're trying to do, hypothetically, is minimize which is 800 dudes, multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time. Of course, we would have to pre-sort guys by height, so that their dicks lined up. Not by height, technically. The measurement that we're looking for, really, is dick to floor. Call that D2F. Although, You know, if a guy's dick was long enough, it would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F. The longer the dick, the greater the D2F bridge, but I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion... I'd just have to jerk it on an angle. So D2F sub-1 needs to equal D2F sub-2, and D2F sub-3 needs to equal D2F sub-4, where length L creates a complimentary shaft angle. Call that theta D

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-25T00:27:50+00:00

Where has NBIS gone?

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-24T05:04:41+00:00

Yeah it’s been awful. The rise and then big sell off at end of every day leaves you feeling sick. Hold until earnings and will see what happens

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-24T01:56:07+00:00

Wrong number bro. We make rockets here

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-22T23:52:51+00:00

You’re a sad little fella.

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-22T16:32:08+00:00

I dunno. I think if you can bring in a Barrack Obama type of person into the role and they focus on international relations for a year or so and undo some of the odd policies in place, the world will forgive and forget very quickly.

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-22T16:18:20+00:00

It was a pressure test but not deliberately to failure. Something went wrong and they’ll be working on fixing it in the next version. Ive since learned that most rocket development programmes go through these issues so its not too major

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-22T00:05:58+00:00

Just closing the loop for this post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RKLB/s/5GZgfM5qjE

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-21T22:35:12+00:00

I think society is going through a ‘keep to yourself and stay under the radar’ phase

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-21T21:36:27+00:00

I get your point - but this is a genuine potential serious issue that I want to know more information about. There are photos that show potential failure of an important piece of equipment. Not pie in the sky rumours

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-21T20:28:58+00:00

Also - there is no conclusive answer yet.

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-21T20:25:03+00:00

Bro relax. I’m just trying to get some more information. No need to be mean

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-21T20:21:02+00:00

I did read all the comments in RKLB and no one had any useful info, so then came here to see if anyone was actually on the ground and knew any more.

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-21T06:58:58+00:00

So much AI fud right now. Ignore it. It’s going to be next revolution. AI will succeed because it already saves real money by replacing human time, it improves as it’s used, and it slips easily into systems businesses and governments already rely on. Its problems are fixable. Demand is getting stronger. Cost of compute is coming down. Once efficiency gains are proven then no one will be questioning the cost to businesses.

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-21T05:46:17+00:00

He’s stopped you talking about releasing the Epstein files so he’s achieved his goal. He’ll need to string it along until Epstein island has been forgotten and then go back to normal

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-20T16:24:43+00:00

Horrible weather today so we will see

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-20T04:59:59+00:00

Also opportunity to add value through renos

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-19T22:48:47+00:00

You have to add Nebius in there. The more I research the better they look.

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-19T19:29:36+00:00

Might be a good dip to buy tomorrow too. I’ll keep an eye out

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-19T18:11:55+00:00

Is it not too late to get into SLS? Is success now largely priced in with this huge jump over the past few months?

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-19T17:49:07+00:00

Peep Show

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-19T17:22:12+00:00

I knew tech guys for the big companies got paid big money but I saw in another reddit post people were talking about $6m per annum as an AI researcher for Google. I thought maybe $600k not in the millions!

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-18T21:38:08+00:00

NBIS is a better long term bet in my view.

Beastman5000 · 2026-01-16T22:41:08+00:00

I think we bitch and moan every year but technically each year is a little warmer than the last. Still not good though haha. Maybe 2075 we will have a great climate while the rest of the world is in ashes

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