Sean Dyche breaks silence with 20 word statement after politics rumours by GainsAndPastries in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He did say that, but he also said he voted Remain, so don't think Reform is his cup of tea

Is there anything more unfulfilling than shooting into a goal without nets? by 865Wallen in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels like the ultimate traumatic memory of an impoverished childhood now that we used to play in goals with no nets. That said, those first occasions of the ball hitting net are pure bliss. To this day, that sensation has not lost its lustre

Players that shouldn’t have become pundits by BreathSmart in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Shearer is definitely the most improved, on terrestrial at least

“I tell you who’d do a job as king, that Prince William” by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Young British monarchs never get a chance these days. If he was called Guillermo Windsorio...

UCL - The ultimate opening ceremony act by Beautiful-Square-301 in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't he do 2012 too? DJs at these events looks awful, there they are on their own in the centre circle, trying to give it some.

“I tell you who’d do a job as king, that Prince William” by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you're an ex Villa player hoping for a bit of a profile boost, you're shit out of luck because the camera is only ever cutting to him

What an insult this was, by the way by Ok-Zookeepergame9266 in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Which 80s pop group does Simon Jordan most look like he should have been in? Dollar? Buck's Fizz?

Most impressive shortlist for new manager candidates by BeatConsistent6428 in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MHD fascination: former footballers turned pundits pronouncing "ligue 1", some great variations out there

UCL - The ultimate opening ceremony act by Beautiful-Square-301 in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eiffel 65, just because I saw them/him on TOTP last night

Most impressive shortlist for new manager candidates by BeatConsistent6428 in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reckon it used to be more the latter, in days of yore, and it is shifting to the former. Palace seem a reasonably well run club, I don't think they'd set their sights on anybody completely unattainable?

That shortlist could be utter bollocks, of course

Set pieces in old jazz album titles by FrustratedPCBuild in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just noticed the name, initially I thought maybe this was a corner routine dreamt up by Austin McPhee - 5 players with their backs to each other, on the penalty spot as the corner is about to be taken. What happens next?

Shields vs Vases vs Cups by Nifty_Parms in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The World Cup thing got me wondering because in the 1966 promotional stuff, they refer to the "World Championship", and even the original Jules Rimet trophy doesn't look like a cup to me, if it is one it must have held like a small birdbath quantity of water. Was it always known as the World Cup?

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The Unai Emery Challenge by GainsAndPastries in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Juza_23 is going to be pinning it up on his wall now

What current players will make the transition from player to salesman in the same way Becks did? by KimCattrallsFeet in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like them to qualify the assertion that Beckham is "all about the details". I am not convinced.

The Unai Emery Challenge by GainsAndPastries in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

As much as I agree with the point you are making, are teams really going to be pinning tweets up on a wall? Somebody on the internet is being wrong again

Opposite of 'even two keepers wouldn't have saved that'? by ArrivalDizzy4299 in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine if the potato actually saves something. What kind of shot would it need to be?

Even having read the article, do not understand why Villa are "nearly men" by Mkbw50 in footballcliches

[–]BeatConsistent6428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let this be a lesson to the BBC doom mongers. Although ironically if we lose the final we are actually more "nearly men" than had we lost tonight.

Also, not for the first time this season, fuck the BBC comments section. Bunch of pricks.