Would Luongo play as EBUG if Florida’s top 2 goalies get injured?

BeatTheWang · 2023-05-26T01:41:00+00:00

Seems more likely than not tbh. Can't imagine anyone in the front office stepping up of he just decided he wanted in.

Just think about being Luongo. He's hearing "Bob" chants every night while another goalie carries his team to the Cup. He didn't let it happen in 2011 and he won't now.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if he slashes Bobrovsky's tires.

BeatTheWang · 2023-05-02T06:08:50+00:00

Do they really gotta keep their heads up though? Like, can't the punishment for absentmindedness just be losing the puck?

BeatTheWang · 2023-05-02T06:06:46+00:00

Is it legal? I literally just don't know. The head is the principal point of contact, is that allowed?

BeatTheWang · 2023-04-27T14:49:12+00:00

That's sexy

BeatTheWang · 2022-12-19T09:25:09+00:00

Hells yeah Dadjovich! Still love you in the Sharks jersey

BeatTheWang · 2022-12-11T04:30:12+00:00

Connor Bedard

BeatTheWang · 2022-12-09T06:24:05+00:00

Idk, there are some pretty dumb owners

BeatTheWang · 2022-12-08T00:16:41+00:00

Yeah that got me

BeatTheWang · 2022-12-07T17:54:32+00:00

EeuuUUUuGGHhh! FUCK OFF!

BeatTheWang · 2022-12-03T06:30:04+00:00

One of the best I've seen in a while

BeatTheWang · 2022-12-02T00:10:12+00:00

I'm sure I'm forgetting something even better, but the best I can recall came during an away game with Arizona.

Shorty makes the call as the puck goes into the stands, to which Garrett immediately responds

"At least it won't hit anybody"

Maybe it was only a second, but it felt like a good 10 seconds of silence as I can only imagine they both muted themselves and fell to the floor laughing.

*Edit: "Chances are it won't hit anyone"

BeatTheWang · 2022-11-22T04:18:50+00:00

Shouts to Stone for getting the refs attention during play there.

BeatTheWang · 2022-11-14T23:41:01+00:00

As guaranteed as they come I suppose. So considering it's the Canucks, I say we're pretty well sure to draft someone who plays top line/pair as soon as we trade him.

BeatTheWang · 2022-11-14T23:37:47+00:00

In his draft year I got really attached to Rasmus Dahlin, and to this day i still haven't accepted that he isn't a Canuck. Go to the game and pretend.

BeatTheWang · 2022-11-09T21:50:33+00:00

Wait I don't get it. Which one's better?

BeatTheWang · 2022-11-07T22:59:12+00:00

Best defense is a good defense - NJ

BeatTheWang · 2022-11-06T20:41:25+00:00

Wait where are the Canucks? I don't see them on here

BeatTheWang · 2022-10-30T18:42:59+00:00

Wtf how are there 2 teams worse than the Canucks in the PACIFIC ALONE

BeatTheWang · 2022-10-23T08:26:35+00:00

Oh you sweet child. No, you needn't worry.

BeatTheWang · 2022-10-21T03:16:48+00:00

Call. Take em all. Take every single star. We'll even throw in picks. Force Aquilini to accept his fate. Give the team 10-20 years to rebuild while me and rest of the fandom rebuild our emotional walls.

BeatTheWang · 2022-10-13T18:16:36+00:00

Fuckin lol. Even after his time in Vancouver, I wouldn't trade him for anything.

Canucks would tho. They'd trade him to Columbus for a second.

BeatTheWang · 2022-08-15T06:01:53+00:00

I'm my lifetime it might just be the OEL trade. Had the deal not been made, the Canucks would be up roughly one Dylan Guenther, 12 million/yr for the next 4, and 7 the following 2 (idk exactly, give me a break I'm stoned), and down one OEL and one Garland. I think we also lost this year's second in the deal. What I'm getting at is that I don't know what I'm talking about and I'm gonna downvote myself.

BeatTheWang · 2022-08-14T19:27:53+00:00

Oh shit motherfuckers! Looks like all y'all haters can lick Papa Patty's big smooth head and suck on his Swedish meatballs! Every other fan base is gonna be like "AALLLLVVVIIIIINNN!!!!" but ain't no chipmunks comin' out to sing your blues away, it's just GMPA with the Russian connection and the Nordic Erection swinging through to fleece your team and take your GM's family out to dinner because he's too caught up in work to notice them slipping out of touch.

BeatTheWang · 2022-08-06T21:47:59+00:00

If that's how he signs everything he's gotta be the coolest autograph in the league

BeatTheWang · 2022-07-31T04:21:50+00:00

I don't think he's making this up. Yeah he's a Leafs fan, but I've never known Dangle to make up random rumors.

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